I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 1, 2021

shlurping

a gay man taking a stray and inserting it into another gay man's buttox. Then SHLURP IT OUT!!!

Hey honey lets shlurp after we scre each other tonight.

by Mike September 11, 2003

slurdge

the liquid left behind in the rim of a soda can after you take a sip. 80 % saliva and 20 % soda

ew! i just drank that albino's soda and got some slurdge in the process

by summer g June 25, 2005

slurd

the word you were appoint to an extreme slut. so slutty, that she deserves to be called slut in an indian accent. possibly a mixture of slut-whore in there somewhere too. guys can be slurds in rare cases.

"hey, you heard about jamie?"
"no, what's that slurd up to?"
"SLURDDDDDD-ing it up, that's what."

by bro-ccoli October 23, 2008

dolphin slurp

When your girlfriend is giving you a blow job, and you hear a slurping sound.

Jenny gave me a dolphin slurp last night. She got a little wet.

by Jim Albatross November 4, 2006

Slurk

This is an awkward, off-balance action where a person or animal sort of slides and scoots at the same time with one leg kind of sticking-out to the side and one leg folded underneath where most of the locomotion is generated by both hands and one knee....or both hands and the ass.

1. The baby slurked across the deck in efforts to fall down the stairs into the yard.

2. My cat slurked across the carpet because she thought it was a $3000 square of toilet paper that I installed for her.

by Acebinkley September 3, 2005

slurge

A thick mixture of lotion and spit, it makes it hard for a person to masterbate fast.

Yesterday I masterbated with my moms new lotion, but it caused a alot of slurge and made it hard for me to cum fast.

by Jon Hubbard August 19, 2007