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sphincterization

the buildup of anal sweat caused when one is physically active yet refuses to wash themselves for days on end.
Bill was quite a hockey jock, but suffered from massive sphincterization because he wouldn't shower after each game.
by Nick Andrews June 1, 2007
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Sphincter Spix

Sons of bitches that sit behind you in a movie theatre and either; Chew their popcorn with their mouth open and don't realize that everyone around them is getting annoyed. Or, those bastards that breathe extremely loud and decide to let everyone know.
Annoyed person 1: What the hell is that noise, i'm trying to watch this movie!
Annoyed person 2: It's those damn sphincter spix behind us!
by Muffburger January 23, 2010
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Sphincter Roulette

When victimized by food poisoning, one needs to put a vomit bucket in front of them while sitting on the toilet, not knowing from which end the next "issuance" (diarrhea or vomiting) will happen, or fear that the thrust from throwing up will cause diarrhea or vice versa.
"After some bad swordfish, I was sitting and playing sphincter roulette in the bathroom for most of the night."
by SJPUNOME, The Grand Pilubah February 25, 2015
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sphincter recoil

Rebound effect caused by the rapid, involuntary puckering of the sphincter, reversing the forward momentum of an advancing turd perceived to be a fart
TODD: What is that sick look on your face? Is that panic or relief?
ME: Both bro. Sphincter recoil saved the day!
by OneStarGator July 19, 2017
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sphincter punch

The liquid that leaks from your ass when you’ve had the runs.
My undies were stained with sphincter punch.
by THE CareBear September 8, 2019
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Kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage)

The definition of a sphincter-marriage:

When someone loves your sphincter so much, it proposed to it. So they can have sex all the time. Mainly found in gay-marriage.

De definitie van een kringspierhuwelijk:
Als iemand zoveel van je kringspier houd dat hij ermee wil trouwen. Zodat ze veel seks kunnen hebben. Dit ziet men voornamelijk bij homo-huwelijken.
I love your sphincter, will it marry me?

I'm married with my boyfriends sphincter.

Ik houd van je kringspier, mag ik ermee trouwen?
Ik ben getrouwd met mijn vriend zijn kringspier.

kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage)
by M&m! January 7, 2012
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