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Sleights

James: Yo John, you want to go bar hopping at 8pm today?
John: Sleights bro, lets get fucked up!
by TiXz December 12, 2018
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Sleepiboi

That one asshole who you can’t help but love forever. He’ll leave you but you don’t care. He’s a bit rude, a good dom, and freaky. If you can, keep him.
You’re a retard, still going after Sleepiboi.
by SleepiAvocado January 28, 2019
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Sleeping Bag-Job

Opposite of a Bag Job. Implying that the person in question has an attractive face, but with a very unattractive body, and so in order the sleep with the girl, a sleeping bag must be used to cover up the body and complete intercourse.
I'd fuck Erin, but she'd have to be a sleeping bag-job.
by ErinBagJob May 24, 2021
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Sleeping Beauty

“ Sleep is Beauty and Beauty is the beast
REFERS TO SLEEPING BEAUTY
I have no idea I just said somethinge and it sounded deep
by cb_14 September 6, 2021
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Sepia People

Sepia People are those who deny the obvious facts about our modern world such as:

vaccines are good ;the world is NOT FLAT; and the moon landing really happened. People who deny the obvious are called ‘Sepia People’ because they are so fucking backward that they should only be photographed using a technique that was invented in the 1800s.
Those covid-deniers are just a bunch of fucking sepia people!
by BigZebra.com December 17, 2021
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Mexican Sleighride

A term used to describe a specific uncomfortable situation involving consumption of large quantities of Mexican Cuisine. After consuming lots of Mexican food (i.e. spicy bean Burritos) the subject proceeds to defecate themselves while riding a slip n’ slide. Can also be used to describe anal sex with a person who has diarrhea.
“I just ate a ton of Taco Bell let’s get the slip ‘n slide and go for a Mexican Sleighride!”

“Oh man look at the bathroom floor, it looks like someone went for a Mexican Sleighride in here!”

Bob: Hey Jim, smell my finger.
Jim: Nasty! It smells like asshole!
Bob: Yea, I just went for a Mexican Sleighride on Emily. She loaded up enchiladas and laxative!
by BlackboyT September 30, 2011
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Santa’s enchanted sleigh ride

Think human centipede but everyone is doing The Unicorn on each other in a straight line. Each person sticks a suction cup dildo to their head and forcibly inserts it into the rectum of the person in front of them in a smooth, fluid motion while also flailing their arms in a galloping motion. Once it gets to the person in front of the line, they let out a loud “NEEEEEEIGH” and rush forward, dragging those behind them (much like a Kentucky Tractor Puller while forehead to ass inside of eahother. Note: The person in front MUST also wear a Santa hat.
“Yo why did I hear you neighing in your room last night? You watching Christmas movies already?”
“Nah man, I went on Santa’s enchanted sleigh ride.”
Sounds fun, invite me next time though lol I’ll be Prancer.”
by MeatBeater69 December 17, 2017
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