Slapping patties

otherwise known as bumpin uglies, or taking the one-eyed yogurt slinger into the depths.

Those old farts are slapping patties.

by Jake the Snake from Penn. January 28, 2011

Slappy Bowl

Removing tobacco from a cigarette and smoking that in a pipe or bong as you would marijuana.

hey fool don't smoke a slappy bowl that big or your gonna get way to domed to skate.

by jahblazin February 27, 2011

Slapparoni

noun: The man sausage. Used for boxing your mate across the cheeks in foreplay, hence the name, slapparoni.

Last night, I fed my girlfriend the ol' slapparoni.

by Badtoodles October 26, 2011

Slappable Offense

An offense severe enough so as to warrant the offender being slapped for their infraction.

"Sheila not telling Brian that she had herpes before sleeping with him is a slappable offense. I'll deliver it myself if he gives me the nod."

by Mucker101 October 14, 2012

slapping the steak on the grill

When a male slaps his penis on a female's vagina

I was slapping the steak on the grill so good that even chef Ramsey was impressed

by Jamakingwords January 22, 2014

SlappinSoftees

When two dudes slap their flacid penises against each other, until the visually excited one loses.

The two sales guys are in the back slappinsoftees again.

by handfullofass December 15, 2014

slapping rubbers

when two guys tie up their used condoms and slap each other with them.

want to play a game of slapping rubbers.

by Rbomb04 December 20, 2014