Shallow

Someone that would say or do just about anything to tread over anybody until given what they want the most (usually dollar signs and the power it can buy).

The shallow girl didn't care how many she lost or what they looked like (black, yellow, brown, white, male female, gay straight, polka dot, alien) as long as she won the golden city. She had always wanted not only the city, but to be worshipped by all as a rich and powerful deity.

by The Original Agahnim December 1, 2021

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Spallower

A bitch who be sucking Ninetoes cock, and she attempts to swallow but ends up spitting just a little bit in the process, similar to trying to shotgun a beer and backwashing onto the outside of the bottleneck.

On her application for the casting couch she stated she was a professional with the head game, but once she bottomed out on the shaft, and tried to shotgun the load, we quickly realized she was untrained and that she was a Spallower

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES January 15, 2022

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Someone that pretends to care about fat people and other marginalized groups on the surface even though they are the first ones to encourage people to diet, exercise, or live a healthier and more active lifestyle (thus sneakily ridiculing them and implying that they are not okay the way they are and that they shouldn't be happy with the way they are until they have changed).

Thanks to shallow people, nobody is allowed to describe anybody as fat anymore without everybody assuming they are heartless, even if it's a simple and true statement. These same shallow people are the reason people can't call black people black, Indians Indians, gypsies gypsies, or pygmies pygmies to describe them in a way people previously recognized as legitimate anymore, because even if these groups of people aren't really offended by it, shallow manipulators have convinced enough people that they are offended and have hurt feelings to actually censor what people say.

by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021

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Shallow

Confidence in all the wrong traits such as physical appearance, social status, things that would make anyone unhappy to focus on instead of having an imagination/thoughts, things that might not be pleasant, but they are who somebody really is beneath the surface.

Being shallow isn't really confidence or happiness, and that isn't where anyone found happiness, no matter what other things that seemed to benefit them that they might have found there. Most people are looking for gold or anything that might have a dollar hidden in it though, so they don't really care too much about how happy they are with the last gold or dollar they found, there's just the next one.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

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