Scrotitis

Scrotitis (or Itchy Balls Syndrome) is caused when the athletes foot fungus (tinea pedis) is exposed to a man's scrotum tissue. This causes a rash to form on the scrotum causing what some call: itchy balls

Person 1: "Ughhhh I should not have had sex with that body builder. My balls itch."

Person 2:"Oh God! You might have scrotitis! Get it checked out!"

by Scrotufobinun August 5, 2017

Scrotion

Lotion for your scrotum!

I used a dollup of scrotion before my date.

by MWoo10 August 14, 2017

Scottish gravy bag

A douchebag made from the intestines of a sheep. Commonly used by people native to Scotland.

I just killed Patrick the sheep, going to make a knarly scottish gravy bag

by Clowndaddy September 16, 2017

Scottish Umbrella

When a man wearing a kilt without any undergarments walks over a woman exposing himself to her.

My girlfriend was laying on the beach getting some sun until I gave her a Scottish Umbrella for shade.

by Scottish Batman October 15, 2017

Scottish Cowgirl

When a girl mounts your face with a Scotch Egg in her vagina, and as you’re eating her out she pops it out (a la ping pong ball circa Vietnam War) so you get your cake and eat it too.

Harry asked Kevin if he was hungry. Kevin replied, “No, I had a Scottish Cowgirl for lunch.”

by HarryIsTheHead October 15, 2017

Scottism

Afflicts lazy cunts named Scott who can't proof-read or spell.

"That dick's got Scottism" said the handsome man.

by Scott_is_bad_at_slight_of_hand November 30, 2017

scrotie bush

After excessively masterbation till climax. You let cum try out on balls and pubes.

Awe ☹️ Bro, I should use baby wipes after Jackin it because I got a scrotie bush now

by Somefatblackgirl December 20, 2017