Vladimir Putin

an expression of when you take a phat shit

Man: What did you do
Other Man: I just became Vladimir Putin and nuked the toilet

by Gawkingisgood May 28, 2022

Vladimir Putin

God-Emperor Putin to the likes of you.

Peter Drury: Now here's Vladimir Putin, the God-Emperor himself. He shoots... and he scores! How did he score from outside the stadium?
Gary Neville: There's never been a better player, even though he's never played football and is usually far too busy leading our civilisation towards an uncertain fate.

by Max Biggins October 9, 2020

patiently

Masturbating excessively and sending inappropriate texts/ images / videos because you have to wait to be sexually gratified for a significant other to return

I am patiently waiting for you to come back from your trip.

by paper hats July 7, 2019

Vladimir Putin

A former President of the United States who was kicked out of the office for sexual terms with members of the white house. Vladimir was also the 1st-25th President of the United States. He was also the first human to exist along with Donald J Trump and Kim Jong Un. Now they all live together as one big happy gay family.

Person 1: Hey look, Vladimir Putin is dancing to Rasputin
Vladimir: Come dance with me
Person 1: That´s gay
Vladimir: No it isn´t

by ReaperFL November 9, 2018

putera

Putera is a word that you can use to describe someone when you’re frustrated. (poo-tur-ah or poo-tear-ah) It relates to words such as rat, or bitch

Stop it you putera!
Why are you such a putera?

by PuteraKween July 20, 2018

Putin Bot

Convenient European/American way of dismissing someones pro-Russian opinion or fact.

Putin Bot: Oh man I feel bad for those police officers in Maidan riots.
Eurotrash: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK THOSE FUCKS SHOT PEACEFUL PROTESTERS N SHIEET.
American: Nothing to see here, just a Putin bot.

by SU-152 June 14, 2017

Putin's Pony

Another name for a Moscow Mule; a cocktail made with Ginger Beer, Vodka, and fresh lime juice.

Yo, Bartender- Vladamir! Three more Putin's Ponies for Ivanka, Svetlana, and I. No, make that four; Ivana needs a Putin's Pony, too!

by Yoyoyammam111 March 28, 2017