pootie doo

Somewhere on your body, you dont want to be hit.

Caught-tamn, she hit brah in the pootie doo!

by ShermanGoneHaveRelation April 1, 2024

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poutining

Poutining is the act of mixing semen and diarrhea in an individual's asshole, and glazing fries with the concoction. If done with proper form and technique, the semen should curdle (like cheese) and the diarrhea should act as gravy. Popularized in Quebec, Canada, poutining is an activity loved and practiced by all.

Jim: Hey dude, wanna do some poutining later?
Bob: If you shit and cum on my fries again I will beat the shit out of you bro

by your moms dirty ho September 8, 2024

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pootifaction

/ˌpu tɪˈfækʃən/ *
noun

An occasional, peculiar satisfaction derived from the smell of one’s own flatulence.

Origin: From English poot (slang for a quiet expulsion of gas) + satisfaction; coined to describe the often taboo yet surprisingly common experience of taking comfort in one’s own scent.

She lifted the blanket slightly, enjoying a moment of pootifaction as the scent drifted up to her.

by flowershower October 26, 2024

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Poutine

A gift from the angels around Donnacona, Quebec. Made with delicious gravy atop some "fromage couic couic" and french fries, this truly is the greatest thing ever created since the wheel.

I could go for some poutine.
Wanna go to Poutineville to get some poutine?
I'm craving poutine.

by Patatasmasher December 16, 2024

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