Shut your pubes

To tell another person to be quite in the harshest of ways.
Must be said with a thick Belfast accent, and preferably through the side of ones mouth.

Mike: I think we should watch the Iron Giant tonight.
Alex: No, that's a sad film.
Mike: You never want to watch sad films even it they're really good.
Alex: Shut your pubes

by Maman René July 7, 2011

Pubes Anginal Mating

When a large black man takes his dreaded 2 foot long pubes with a built in vibrator, and puts it in a man's asshole, and keeps it in until the insides are hairy and the receiving man has shit his intestines out.

I caught some opps lacking and shoot em up besides lil tt, then I pubes anginal mating wit him.

Damn do it to me bby gurl

by fuck dead opps in ass May 23, 2022

Sideburns-Pube

The hair between your Penis and thigh

James: I shaved my pubes the other day
Jacob: Did you get you get your Sideburns-Pube
James: Yeah I it was the hardest place to get

by LOLER12 September 6, 2016

pube poker

Beef curtains so dense and pendulous that they reach past the dick on penetration and poke a dude’s pubes.

I hooked up with the this girl the other night. Her pube pokers were so gnarly, they made me chafe.

by anonymous August 1, 2023

nutella pubes

when you have an itch and you can't itch it you say "nutella pubes"

john:"how are you?"
steve:"suffering with nutella pubes"

by nutella111238291 November 22, 2013

gorilla pubes

a tasty treat for all the family

kid 1: Hey mom can we buy some gorilla pubes
mom: no son we have half a pube left so no

by Budgettsfog October 11, 2022

pube (verb)

to pube someone is to rip their pubes out forcefully, whether for sexual or asexual purposes

puber: i am pubing you

pubed: oh no i am too aroused

puber: yes this is what happens when i pube (verb)

by themarshmallowkid September 5, 2023