poor man's Porsche

a Volkswagen Karmann Ghia

has a sporty body style that looks like a Porsche except a Karmann Ghia costs a lot less and has a 38hp engine

I bought a Karmann Ghia the other dad. I showed it of to my friends and his dad called it a poor man's Porsche

by KarmannGhiaFTW March 17, 2009

poor boying it

To do something cheaply; cuttin' corners; quick & dirty fix; improvised repair w/ only the materials at hand

Fixing the Hubble Telescope w/ duct-tape 'n bailin' wire. The Bush administration's cure for underfunded & dysfunctional government social programs

by hydrogeo March 31, 2004

Poor man's riot

Slang term for a wild party, usually a house party, but can also be used to describe a social event such as a prom, a block party, a family get-together, etc.

"We're getting together at Kirk's house later tonight and staging a poor man's riot. Wanna come?"

by Kirk Bradford Myers November 10, 2008

pooralysis

You know when you have to shit so bad that your intestines are cannibalizing themselves and cutting off the nervous system below your waist and you can't hardly move, or talk, or think of anything other than sweet relief and you lurch into the can and *oooooohhhhh*....

classic case of pooralysis

I had the worst pooralysis, I was walking into Timmy's and some dude was holding the door for me but I couldn't even move, I just stopped and grimaced at him...

by Dick Bastard June 19, 2009

poordrobe

A poor person's wardrobe which usually consists of one shirt, pair of pants, and socks, causing them to wear the same thing every day. If they do get something "new", it's a hand-me-down, they got it from salvation army, or stole it.

Peter updated his poordrobe by stealing a Pac Sun shirt but forgot to take the tags off because he's never had a new shirt before.

by uzi does it April 1, 2010

Poor Boi

A hard-spittin', quick-witted hip-hop/rap artist from the western Lower Mainland of British Columbia. Known for his signature combination of space-age beats and retro sound. Among his many influences include Sonic the Hedgehog, Childish Gambino, The Jonas Brothers, and his boys Mashop, RyBerg and Young James.
He is best known for his catch-phrase "Poor Boi in the House" and has released a number of genre-breaking, unreasonably catchy singles, including: "Special Traxxx (Always On it)", featuring Mashop, and "FIREBAN (Straight Killin' This)", in which he collaborated with hip-hop icons Bellair, RyBerg, and Young James.

"Poor Boi in the HOUSE!"

"I'm just a Poor Boi, nobody loves me."

by DJ Truluv August 20, 2011

poor gazing

verb. Similar to window shopping, it is the act of browsing merchandise at a store knowing full well that you have no money to make any purchase.

Person 1: Hey, where have you been? Person 2: At the mall... Person 1: The mall? Where did you get money to go shopping at the mall? Person 2: I don't have money. I was poor gazing.

by Fab Vocab November 27, 2011