Dick Pony 

A person that has no common sense or overreacts to simple situations

That John guy always freaks out when we make fun of his small cock, he's a freaking dick pony

Dick Pony by Jabronic February 4, 2010

clap the pony 

*verb* To finger-fuck a female, referring to the hairy mound.

"My dearest Felicity, do you mind if I clap the pony ?"

clap the pony by Moyz January 16, 2008

ride my pony 

I'm just a bachelor, I'm lookin' for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride without even fallin' off
Gotta be compatible, takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off, I promise that you won't wanna get off

(CHORUS:)
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it

(CHORUS)

Sittin' here flossin', peepin' your steelo
Just once if I have the chance, the things I would do to you
You and your body, every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine, juices flowin' down your thigh

(CHORUS x2)

If we're gonna get nasty baby
First we'll show and tell
Till I reach your pony tail (oh)
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team (ooh)

(CHORUS x5)

Ride it

Tanya can ride my pony all nite long

ride my pony by Captian Commando JR. November 5, 2009

feed her pony 

Used to indicate hand manipulation of a broad's mingue.

Accompanied by a hand motion at the approximate height of a woman's vagina, palm facing up, fingers repeatedly opening and closing.

TC: hey, what do you think of that bird over there, balls?
Balls: She's nice... I'd love to feed her pony
TC: Better shave them pork chops then, she may not be interested in you.

feed her pony by Johny Eyeball June 13, 2003

My Little Pony 

my little pony is a beautiful show that teaches you so much about human right, for example, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic S1 E9 "Bridle Gossip" tells about ponys being scared of a zebra. and twilight tells that its something she was born with, much like black people. and that's only one episode

"dude, you watch My Little Pony?" "uh yeah" "bro that's for children" "no it's not its actually really deep"

My Little Pony by roselyn.1nnit September 24, 2020

Bologna Pony 

In essence, it is another name for the penis.

Hey baby, why don't you come over here and take a ride on the bologna pony?

Bologna Pony by 5tephen August 19, 2008

riding the black pony 

To drink lots of coffee all day because you're addicted and that's the only way you feel like a whole person.

I made some coffee in the french press this morning that's as black as my soul, and I've been riding the black pony ever since.

riding the black pony by Wheeeeeeee! December 8, 2005