Pasto

Means Past events

Do u remember da Pasto

by Allahatopia November 19, 2018

Pastey fuck

a term to describe a man of color, or any minority (besides caucasian)

Juan, you pastey fuck!

by Nutcracker, bitch April 5, 2009

Nipple Paste

The substance you get when you squeeze your nipple really hard. It is usually green. It is very thick and it tastes like war heads.

I remember that one night where Jamie and i had a contest for the person with the most nipple paste

by Gbomb iz soooo coool February 13, 2010

Paste

verb. To catch a ball or sport disc.

The idea of the ball or sport disc not falling after coming into contact with your hands, thus resulting in a catch.

"I'm gonna paste this bee."
"Billy won the game after he had that sweet paste."

by BeOrig-anal June 11, 2009

Pasteologist

A degree in seeing that ass

I’m studying dat ass in college. I’m gonna be a Pasteologist.

by anonymous December 14, 2024

Pastell

1.From the verb to Pastell (Pastellare):
To fuck.
To give immense pleasure.

Caronts:"Dude I wanna pastell that sweet pussy till it breaks!"

Aj:"My girl kept talkin and talkin, so I pastelled her fuck up!"

"I pastelled her ass so hard, she dumped in her panties till her cunt soaked!"

by Caronts&Aj December 9, 2008

pastorizing

The process of smearing a person's name for political purposes due to what their pastor may have said. Named after the barrage of media coverage (mostly Fox News) and ensuing political opponents attempting to discredit Barrack Obama based on what his retired pastor, Jeremiah Wright, has said in the past couple of years in relations to racial prejudice in America.

Not to be confused with "pasteurizing" -- the process of killing bacteria by heating fluids to 180 degrees F or when the turkey or other political candidates are cooked until undesirable rubbery state.

Let's see if Obama can survive the pastorizing process of this election heat.

by sputnikinspace March 29, 2008