Photo-opp parent

A parent (mother or father) that hands their children off to other people to be taken care of. At important or special occasions the parent shows up for the purpose of taking photos with the child so everyone can see how good of a parent they are and then leaves until the next photo-opportunity.

I have been singing the alphabet to the kids everyday for two years and Jimmy said his first word today. Wait, I better not take any credit for this until the photo-opp parent is here to post on facebook that Jimmy said his first word.

by Photravelgal December 2, 2014

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white parent

a white mom or dad who is extremely strict
follows the rules to the tip
a karen

kid: can i use my phone

white parent: no you have a time limit for a reason

by mixedkidwithwhiteparents July 27, 2020

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New Age Parenting

A parenting style were the parents allow their children to be the boss! AKA- Attachment Parenting!

"Sweetie, please stop running around in the store?" (No response from child) "Honey, darling". (still no response from child) "Oh well, he is just a kid and I follow his lead, it's called, New Age Parenting."

by Oldschool53 June 27, 2008

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Kite-Flying Parents

Back-to-the-earth parents who would rather their children find creative ways to express themselves than play competitive sports like soccer.

Kite-Flying Parents think that painting the top of an umbrella with festive finger paints or making bird feeders out of pinecones and peanut butter are activities that are better suited for children.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

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Justin Bieber parents

Devil worships that brought Gay-Armageddon messenger in the form of their son. In some literature you can find them with the title of puppeteer. They hate metal and death metal, which puts their nature to a question. It is easy to recognize them, they wear silk pants of pink color and black leather hats. The best way to fight them is to throw a grenade or holy water into their mouth. Do not attempt to get close to them as messenger will be summoned and you’ll be sealed to the dimension where you’ll be watching his and Bjork videos 24/7.

Police office Jack: Hey, you 2 pull over! Hello Mr. Bieber (Justin Bieber parents), show me some ID. You birthdate says 66.66.66... get out of the vehicle!!! Now!!! Who is touching me? No!!! Justin bieber, Boby (partner) run!!! Tell my wife I loved her!!!

by Pandora Keeper April 29, 2011

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