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ikea paradox

when someone you think is gay from first glance but they’re actually straight e.i.: one of those fake people fruits in ikea sets.

but part of you is still in such shock that you still think they have to be gay
dude that girl looks fruity but she’s straight! god dammit the ikea paradox strikes again 😔💔
by floppymommymilkers September 26, 2022
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deserter paradox

a repeating loop where you get an idea, talk about it with friends, abandon the project, and then start a new idea
A: I'm gonna make a game!
(5 years later)
B: Hey what about that game you were talking about before?
A: Oh, I abandoned it 30 seconds after getting the idea.
B: You dirty slut, try not to follow the rules of the deserter paradox next time.
by BingoIsaac April 7, 2023
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9ahba paradox

Since 9ahba has a "hofra" inside her, and there is a "9ahba" in a "hofra" the "9ahab paradox" is created.
Sofiane : Hey look Abd El Ghani, there is a 9ahba paradox right there !
Abd El Ghani : Damn ! i hope it gets fixed soon.
by Ktululu May 26, 2023
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9ahba paradox

Since 9ahba has a "hofra" inside her, and there is a "9ahba" in a "hofra" the "9ahab paradox" is created.
Sofiane : Hey look Abd El Ghani, there is a 9ahba paradox right there !
Abd El Ghani : Damn ! i hope it gets fixed soon.
by Ktululu May 26, 2023
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Lytle Paradox

The Lytle Paradox, a perplexing enigma of academia, centers around Jacob Lytle, an exquisitely inept chemistry teacher. His grading prowess resembles a whimsical symphony of arbitrary deductions and misplaced assignments, while his classroom management skills orchestrate a chaotic ballet of disarray and bewilderment, leaving students entranced by the bewildering allure of his educational pandemonium.
The Lytle Paradox explains the true nature of Lytelian Grading Techniques.
by ggsbruhhhh June 1, 2023
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Poster Paradox

The never-ending cycle of NBA players being dunked on. Everyone has turned someone into a poster and everyone has been made a poster.
Giannis has been dunked on and has dunked on someone. Therefore that is a poster paradox.
by RobDogSports August 8, 2023
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Looters Paradox

The "Looters Paradox" is a phenomenon that occurs in survival games and looter shooters, where the Player or "Looter" cannot find the item they are desperately looking for when they are putting their effort into looking for it, but will find it when they've forgotten about it or are looking for a completely different item.

It's a frustrating battle with a games RNG that always seems to target you at odd moments. For example, if the player is looking for an "Apple", they will not find the apple, but will only find Bananas and Oranges. But the moment they top looking for the Apple and start looking for the Bananas and Oranges, they will only find the apple.
"Ugh, I've been looking for this item for hours, but I just cannot find it! I hate the looters paradox!"
"Wh-... what the f---? Why is it always that, when I stop looking for this item, it is all I will ever find?!"
by P3trich0r July 19, 2024
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