pancake patrol

Created in May of 2005 by 'beachfront noob' and 'pancake patrol', The Pancake Patrol is regarded as the greatest HALO clan in the world. In June of 2007, 'beachfront noob' recruited William Jackelson McJimbelson (most commonly known as Billy) to lead the Pancake Patrol at a rape rehab clinic in Saudi Arabia. Billy has lead the Pancake Patrol to an astonishing Team Slayer win percentage of 14% since taking over, previously the Pancake Patrol had never one a game. Since the initial two members of May 2005 membership rates have ballooned to 25,000,000 in the state of Rhode Island alone.

-Billy, quick crouch walk behind me as I run at them with my double popcorn guns blasting.
<Double Kill>
-Pancake Patrol is the coolest. Let's do all of 'em real good.

by beachfront noob March 26, 2008

Pancake Penis

When a man's penis is short in length, but long in width, hence a pancake.

Christina: "I wished I never had BJ'd Bill"
Lillian: "Why?"
Christina: "His penis is so pancake penis, I couldn't even get in my mouth!"

by Exo Epic July 5, 2014

japanese pancake

A sexual move involving two people. One partner lays on their stomach while the other sits bare assed on their back and shits. The shitter must be making contact with their partner creating a pancake shaped stool.

Dan gave Nick a japanese pancake and it stuck in his back hair.

by captain blumpkin butt September 3, 2009

Fatty Pancakes

A fat person.

Dude, this plane is crowded and I'm not going to sit next to fatty pancakes over there.

by Use this term daily June 30, 2009

Smokey Pancake

A pack of cigarettes

Drew offered Josh some smokey pancakes, then to their surprise, Bear already smoked them, the sack of shit.

by RabbleRable October 16, 2009

Pancake Moon

Drips of pancake batter that cook and form little moons that float around the main pancake.

The drips from the batter formed a little pancake moon around the pancake.

by squinthouse August 25, 2010

pancake special

n - Pancake Special
A Pancake Special is a deal at a family restaurant in which the pancakes are either ENDLESS, or very cheap. Subsequently this brings people into disgusting restaurants like IHOP and Denny's.

n / v - pancake special
A Pancake special is the eccentric use of male semen to emulate butter in an erotic situation. Usually strategically placed between the gluteal muscles of the recipient. Then the fatty tissue around the glutes is slapped back in forth as to help MELT the butter, and or SPREAD the special sauce. However, this verb is also applicable to those with morbid obesity and their Panniculus, also known as fat rolls. Spread it here, there, enjoy it everywhere.

Definition 1 N -

Persons 1: Hey did you go to the IHOP pancake special? I texted you about it.
Persons 2: Actually no, IHOP is fucking disgusting. I would rather eat rubber.

Definition 2 N -

Friend 1: My and my boyfriend are going to give this new thing called pancake special a try tonight in the, you know...
Friend 2: What is the world is a pancake special?
Friend 1: Well, you see right when he is about to cum, he pulls out and -
Friend 2: Fuck you, I don't want to know another really crazy over-the-top urban dictionary euphemism for experimental erotic gratification.

V -
Friend 1: I pancake special-ed my girlfriend last night, we tried under her muffin-top this time.
Friend 2: You... Sick.. Fuck...

by ImADreamer October 16, 2014