subsistence nookie

Obviously the term for sleeping with someone you don't want a long term relationship with, but find necessary to keep yourself in hormonal harmony

Howeigh found Davey's personality to be utterly reprehensible but continued to use him as a source of subsistence nookie.

by Quinmill October 3, 2008

poopy nooker

a special type of microwave that is used to revive the smell of poop or crap after it has expired

i wanted to make my friends porch stink up something horrid but all i had was some old bear stool, and some old dog crap, so i revived the fumes with my "poopy nooker"

by dan hoff August 20, 2009

b-nocks

Similarly known as binoculars, this device is used to looks at naked chicks that are standing at their window. You hold it in one hand so the other hand is not occupied and able to touch your stick.

I saw this chick across the street so I grabbed my b-nocks.
I had my b-nocks in one hand and my stick in another.

by theguy77hi88 July 6, 2010

boogie nook

Boogie Nook- is the area under your car seat that catches all your boogers while you pick your nose at traffic lights.

Johnny wipes his boogers all over his Boogie nook.

by J-E January 16, 2012

Sir Noobs-a-Lot

A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.

Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."

by Dr Zap April 14, 2014

canadian nookie

Flying from another country to Canada to receive sexual intercourse.

New fad for people to blow large sums of money on airline tickets and fly to another country instead of running the risk of being seen with escorts, hookers, or prostitues

Did you hear who got some "Canadian nookie" last month?!?!

(Insert name) just got some "Canadian nookie" last weekend

by Poon slayer69 March 30, 2015

Spooky Nooky

Sex with someone that freaks you out during it

He was really weird in bed, I didn't like it at all, it was spooky nooky

by TylaLauren September 3, 2015