Speedy Noodle

A term used to describe someone who doesn't last very long in bed.

"My husband is a speedy noodle. Last night he lasted 4 minutes, our new record. Last time our highest was 2 minutes."

by mortymer May 29, 2018

Rootsy Noodling

Some very naughty shenanigans. A silly little secret perhaps. Maybe even a mischievous birthday wish. Poking in on your little friend. An inside joke with yourself that gives a little chuckle

“I don’t have time for all this rootsy noodling”

by The noodlerrr January 19, 2022

Noodle tickeler

A girl who teases a guy to a full on hard on then walks away leaving him to suffer.

I'm really horny and not wearing any panties... oh sorry, gotta go home. thanks for dinner. (noodle tickeler)

by B1tchchic January 23, 2008

Slick noodle

A ferret

Look at those slick noodles being slick

The slick noodle was in a hammock

by Simple rick December 20, 2020

mangi noodle

A small yellow birb who is always angry and likes to eat people's toes at 3am

Be careful, as when you say it's name 3 times in a row, nothing will happen. But when you go to sleep it will haunt you.

Person 1: hey dude what is a mangi noodle
Person 2: don't say its name!!!!

Person 1: it's probably a myth-

*gets eaten by mangi noodle*

Person2: HOLY SH-

by I need shawarma September 28, 2023

nose noodle

When you pick your nose, and a bogie is attached to both your nose and finger simultaneously and is very very long and refuses to let go

Kyle picked his nose and a nose noodle came out

by AdolfStalinKhanMalema November 29, 2015

noodle noccer

someone who has the decency and respect to get out of the car to shoot you, instead of commiting a drive-by

Gang Member #1: Why are you gettin' out of the car? Just blast those guys from the car!
Gang Memeber #2: Hell no Cuz! We ain't do no drive-bys around here. We hop out! Noodle Noccers Cuz!
Gang Member #1: Good plan! That's so much more respectable!

by Street's Disciple 89 June 11, 2007