fuck a bitch named liz

just fuck a bitch named liz, that’s it.

you know what, fuck a bitch named liz.

by you don’t get to know December 30, 2018

pre-naked

Its a term for the amount of clothes you have on (or don't have on) when you anticipate being naked in the near future, to make becoming completely naked easier.

For example: When you know you are gonna have sex or take naked photos later in the evening, its when you remove any excess clothing (i.e. belts, jackets, extra shirts, and so on) so that you don't get tied up "when its that time"

John: Rachel, get pre-naked, i plan on taking naked pictures of you when you go to sleep.
Rachel: ok.

by Audwin September 10, 2006

nakeditis

A terrible disease that obliterates your sense of how much clothes is enough. if you have nakeditis, you might get thrown out of many establishments, as they will not have naked people in their stores, restaurants, etc.

guy 1- Dude wtf? where are that guys clothes?

guy 2- Didn't you know? he has nakeditis big time.

guy 1- Oh i'm sorry, i didnt know.

by a bear with sore balls March 6, 2010

naked awkward time

1. when you go to have sex, but it doesn't work out, like a rabbit getting into the hole but leaving before he can get his carrot.

2. when you get a physical exam after puberty

3. after you work out and you go to shower in the locker room and there are no shower curtains

4. when unattractive people try to be sexy

1. A not so experienced couple wants it to take the next step, but they don't quite know what to do, so they end up having naked awkward time.

2. You're trying out for a team and must get a physical. You go to doctor and its the first time someone sees you naked after puberty.

3. Jan went to the locker room after vollyball practice and headed to the showers, she decided to wait to shower till she got home when she realized there was only one community shower.

4. Frances was going through his facebook newsfeed, when he came across neville's naked pictures that he posted for attention.

by ytiruces6460 April 13, 2011

Naked Jenni

Mixed drink consisting of Mountain Dew and Tequila, minus the Mountain Dew once drunk.

I got so tanked last night at Brick. I had, like, 5 Naked Jennis.

by djdavidjay April 14, 2011

naked bar

To strip oneself of clothes in a drinking establishment and dance/run along the bar. Most often performed my members of the British Armed forces whilst on a drinking session.

Was down at the pub the other night and there were some lads in from that Yorkshire Regiment lot. A couple of them did the Naked Bar. One of them fell off and the rest just stood there laughing at him.

by Big Birkie February 7, 2015

naked turkey

After you shave your dick and it looks like the neck of a turkey

Dude I fucked her with my naked turkey

by Yung shaq March 5, 2016