Mustake

A mustache worn by someone who clearly should not be facially-adorned in such a manner.

Jimmy's mustake makes him look like a used car salesman.

by budsharpe October 20, 2008

Mustang

A car people buy when they can't find a nice Camaro for sale.

I was going to buy a Camaro, but I had to settle for a goddamn Mustang.

by Dale May 12, 2003

Mustang

The bits of poo that hang from your bum hairs after you go to the toilet. They don't fall so they mustang (must hang)..

I just went to the toilet but I did not wipe properly so now I have mustang.

by gickyn1985 July 24, 2009

mustang

see gayest car ever

"the mustang is the gayest car ever!!"

by praymo paynus October 2, 2005

mustang

The most fucking awesome car in the world and don't any of you forget it.
Sex on wheels

"Why go foreign when you can buy a ford MUSTANG?"

by Yodia January 21, 2006

mustache

A woman that a homosexual man marries or dates to disguise the fact that he is in fact a homosexual.

Andy : Hey Matt, did you see that chick Evan was making out with last night?
Matt : Yeah. What's up with that, yo?
Duncan : Mustache.
Andy : Oh.
Matt : On.

by notpip December 28, 2005

2016 Ford Mustang

The new, redesigned, peppy "muscle" car of the future that will only be available in 4-cylinders totally making a mockery of the Mustang line, all to please the global warming fantics and enviromentalists.

2016 Ford Mustang: Think rebadged base Ford Probe...or escort.

by 96mustang gt owner October 9, 2009