dominant mini man

DOMINANT MINI MAN: a sexy young man, sexy as fuck hair and the best personality, can be horny sometimes but that's okay! All young boys get horny sometimes. dominant men are usually called jake wibb, they are cute x
Please be respectfull to all domainant men .they deserve to get penitrated in the ass hole from ruby pacitto.

person 1: oh look here comes my dominant mini man

person 2: wait don't u mean that pre pube jake wibb

person 1: omg yeah how'd u know, he closes my door at night xx

by madison faggot November 27, 2019

Mini Van Girls

One who has grown up being driven around in a mini van and has been deprived of the interesting technological advancements of new cars.

Woah- that BMW hands you your seat belt, us mini van girls have never seen that before.

by Mini Van Girls June 3, 2013

Mini coupe scoop

This is also a car game. The objective is to spot a mini cooper and yell mini coupe scoop as you scoop whoever is in the cars breast. You may scoop a man as well as a woman. This game is related to punch buggy and pt cruiser bruiser.

Mike - "Hey Josh, look over there!"

Josh - "Where?!"

Mike - "HAHA MINI COUPE SCOOP!"

-Scoops-

Josh - "Ahh you piece of sh**!!!"

by Mbeazzy June 8, 2011

Mini-Skirt BallBust

When a very hot girl with a very,very short skirt kicks or knees a male in his testicles,more commonly known as balls.

An example of a Mini-Skirt BallBust is when a very hot girl with a short skirt pretends like she wants to kiss you. She puts your arms on your shoulders and brings her lips closer. Just when she is abot to kiss you, she knees you square in the balls, and you go down.

by Ilikegettingkneedinballs June 14, 2010

Mini corn dogging

To be mini corn dogging is to have a penis that is the size of a mini corn dog. Aka a tiny penis.

Guy 1: Did you hear that all these years Charlie has been mini corn dogging it?

Guy 2: Omg! I knew all those steroids would catch up to him!

by Random rawdog July 2, 2011

Mini Heart Attack

An intense and often short-lived sensation of dread and fear of an adverse outcome, often immediately following an occurrence that disrupts a pattern

"Dude, that last step on those stairs gave me a mini heart attack"
"While I was sorting my photos, I had a mini heart attack when I deleted a good shot"

by Au_dragon December 18, 2017

Mini Garlic Bread

A sly term you use to ask people if they have any Tinnies (marijuana Wrapped in Tin foil)

Bro you got any mini garlic breads?", "yeah bro come over

by Nelluc January 25, 2011