Melon Keg

When you put a whole in a melon and fill it with a type of alcohol, you then proceed to drink from the melon.

Geff: Hey, Robert! How was the party last night?

Robert: It was awesome! We made a melon keg!

by Epiclulz487 June 7, 2009

Melon Party

A gay orgy involving old fat/obese men

"My dad invited his friends over and had a melon party while i was watching"

by that_one_melon_guy May 14, 2019

meloncollie

When a woman is sexy looking from a distance then you get close to talk to her and she has a head like a melon and a face like a collie.

“Dude jen’s mom is meloncollie. I asked her for a coke and was surprised...I would still hit it though”

by Williamzmann January 27, 2021

Melona

Melona is the term for a large group of watermelons. Melona can usually be found in groves, grocery stores, farmers markets, and other closely related places.

Cameron: "I passed by a group of Melona the other day."
Macy: "Were they in a field?"
Cameron: "Grocery store actually. Tons of Melona in boxes.

by waitwhatthefrickamidoing June 15, 2021

French Melon

A sex move where as a woman is giving a man oral sex, the man holds a watermelon over her head. Then, while the man is climaxing, he simultaneously smashes the watermelon on her head.

Paige was covered in watermelon juice after she gave Tommy a French Melon.

by Señor Dumas September 8, 2013

Ellen With The Melons

A common nickname given to people with the first name ellen who have large breasts.
This is usually an affectionate term but can be used as an offensive term.

''ellen nice leopard print bra''
''thats why they call me ellen with the melons''

by PressurePRE October 30, 2012

Water melon minge

Water melon minge...

Minge that is big round and green and tastes darn good. its abit red and wet inside but once you get your chops around it you'll never go thirsty

Me and irene went t' kwicksave to get some water melon, it was a no frills minge but you couldent beat the taste for the love of minge with the water melon minge

by matt minge November 1, 2006