Loose McGoose

A dirty, slutty, whore of a woman. Loose refers to the elasticity of her oft-used vagina.

(At your friend's wedding, a hot, yet obviously slutty girl is on the dance floor, dropping it to the floor and flashing everyone her vag)

Kai: Yo, did you see that girl in the black dress?
Drew: With the brown hair? You mean Jessica. I know her from college.
Kai: Oh... Is she Loose McGoose?
Drew: I mean, she's been known to suck a dick or four...

by K. Magnus November 30, 2011

Let Loose the Moose

The act of revealing you're genitals and shaft to perform in any sexual activity.

Boyfriend: "hey babe I'm gonna go.
Girlfriend: "why?"
Boyfriend: "I'm gonna go let loose the moose."
OR
"As the young lonely man was sitting in his basement he thought to himself, "now with mom and dad asleep I can let loose the moose."

by RESTERONER October 13, 2009

loose cannon

a) (offensive) an irrational/non pragmatic/behaviorally unpredictable person who is neither under the influence of any drugs/alcohol nor has ADD/ADHD
b ) (sarcastic) a person who does rational and somewhat pragmatic things first without, however, having thought them through properly and then asks intelligent questions regarding his previous pragmatic actions
c) an offensive term for children with, or perceived to have, ADD/ADHD, regardless of whether or not this is truly the case

boy a) my girlfriend is such a loose cannon, and makes the most irrational, non-pragmatic decisions, is there anything I can do?

boy b) are you lol, your girlfriend's social worker or psychiatrist? It may be that she is just a loose cannon according to you, IYHO only and normal to everyone else. and lol, is it possible that you are a loose cannon according to her?

boy a) Dunno and idc if i am a loose cannon according to her. IMHO she needs a few doses of methylphenidate

by Sexydimma May 4, 2013

button looker

The lowest form or video game player. One who is reduced to looking at their opponents controller buttons to remain competitive.

I knew Carolyn wasn't much of a gamer but I never pegged her as a button looker.

by howdo1986 May 24, 2011

loose puss

Women who had sex with many men, an easy woman with a loose vagina after having sex with many men.

Slut.

The opposite of virgin, tight, fresh, or innocent

Candy is such as loose puss, she screwed the whole football team last week

Jenny has a loose puss, she just screwed too many guys last year

I feel sorry for John , his wife was such as loose puss in college

by Sa00 July 19, 2010

Looger

The term used to describe one who has sex with a donkey to a point where their bodily fluids have been drained from themselves, leaving a saturated corpse similar to that of a raisin.

"Phill have you been having sex with a donkey to a point where your bodily fluids have been drained from yourselves, leaving a saturated corpse similar to that of a raisin. "
"maybe..."
"Phill! you looger!"

by stehpen February 23, 2017

Loose Bation

1. The act of performing a means of masturbation and shooting off before you totally get hard. By the means of you want to hold a land speed record, or you simply cannot perform at 100%, finishing between 30% and no more than 65%.

2. The slang definition stating that something is cool.

Dude, did you see that?!?!?! That was some serious Loose Bation!!!!!!!

by Eric and Andrew May 13, 2008