a petty, retarded asshole with an inflated ego who acts aggressive towards his friends for no reason whatsoever
person 1: loozekh smash or pass
person 2: Pass. He's a bit fat
He'd crush me into a flatbread while I bite his giant weiner
I don't want to be crushed into flatbread by a fat chubby obese hippo oink oink piggy Oinky Pig Crispy Bacon
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.