Locke 

A piece of shit that is painful and holding back true calamity that needs to be released.

Man i have a locke that just aint going away, tis painful.

Locke by cesar romero August 1, 2009

Unisex locker room 

A locker room where foot ball players and cheer leaders change and shower at the same time. only done at the most progressive collages.

our teens got a unisex locker room!

Unisex locker room by Deep blue 2012 October 19, 2009

Chocolate locker 

The anatomical region of the body that is known as your butt.

Rich-"Hey Dave we got a new pet hamster."
Dave-"Ohh yeah were is it at."
Rich-"I put it in my chocolate locker for safe keeping."
Dave-"Ewwwwwwwww!"

Chocolate locker by JFG3 September 10, 2010

LockerStand

A rare and special form of breakdancing move involving someone's locker or multiple lockers.

Dude, that guy just lockerstanded on that whole row of lockers. What a badass!

LockerStand by Lockerstandman August 17, 2009

LockePisode 

N. (LAHK-PE-SODE) Episode of particular narrative significance, occurring between one and three times per season, often justifying paradigmatic shifts in the laws of the universe, as well as the capabilities and/or limitations of human will.

"Tonight is a Lockepisode, I bet it will be fulcrum to justify an unnatural amount of exposition."

LockePisode by dizeeeeeeeeeeeee February 23, 2010

locker tetris 

The act of having arrange and position many items in a locker or other small spaces in order to get the door of said small space to close. Usually the result of disorganization

Teacher: Jimmy why are you late?
Jimmy: I'm sorry, I had to spend 20 minutes playing locker tetris
Teacher: Ah, I see. Well, go to your seat then

locker tetris by TetrisFreak May 4, 2011

locker ho 

A girl who stands in a locker waiting for people to walk past and put their junk in a hole in the locker

Dude, I was up on the 4th floor, locker ho is on duty!

locker ho by MCompany November 12, 2011