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You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" is the official motto of the cucks. It is from the best worst film "The Room". You're the fiancee of a thot named Lisa who's in love with your best friend, Mark. Mark and Lisa big bang each other, and you become officially cucked. This is how Lisa tears you apart. You thought you were the only person who fucks her belly button and can see her tiddies, but you were wrong, cuck.
thottie lisa: "i can't talk right now."
tommy: "why lisa, WHY LISA? please talk to me, PLEASE. you're part of my life, you are everything, i could not go on without you lisa."
thottie lisa: "you're scaring me."
tommy: "you're lying, I NEVER HIT YOU! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"
by fatb8tch July 20, 2019
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Lonely Lisa

Someone though surrounded by dudes is unable to get any action due to her high expections and thus returns to masturbation to get off. Also known as a Dirty Lisa.
Wow Dirty Lisa over at the Brothel is such a Lonely Lisa
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Moana lisa

Not sure what to describe here (Moana Lisa)
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Mona Lisa

When your girl is giving you head, you pull out, cum on her face, and brush your junk over her forehead like a paintbrush, watching her expression go completely blank like the painting
My girl told me to surprise her that night, so as I was about to finish, I gave her a Mona Lisa.... Surprise!!!!!
by MizzouViking March 8, 2019
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the Mona Lisa

Dude,DaVinci's a faggot!
by oh sick,dude !!!!!! May 1, 2004
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Mona Lisa

A very known painting also known as a Joconde (in french). And we just did this detective activity in french class and we had to use our bRaInSSsS....to know what Mona Lisa is so please add this to dictionaryyyyyy
ekrjghiw3uhrlgiuh3il5ughwi34 Mona Lisa
by LargeLad55 March 12, 2019
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lucious Lisa paciellio

When 1 person gets their asshole toungued at apporxmently a 45 degree angle while the other person is taking a shit or while ur rubbing vagisil all over ur dong and ur partner lciks it off and says my o my what a wonderful tea party u hog
O man that! lucious lisa u agve me last nite made my asshole quiver
by steve May 17, 2004
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