Licking the Roof 

When you get tickets to an event and they are the worst tickets you can get

Getting tickets for a football game and the tickets end up being at the back of the stadium, closest to the roof... therefore your licking the roof: this also includes any other shitty seats.

Licking the Roof by Capaciao October 20, 2009

Linkin' Logging 

A four-way 69 in which participants lay in a square shape and thus stack on top of each other like Linkin' Logs. Typically done by creepy teachers and angsty teens.

Dude did you hear that all four teachers in the math department had a Linkin' Logging session last night?

Linkin' Logging by Loggin December 7, 2010

lieking 

When you like something on facebook just so that you wont have to write a comment, even though you dont think its funny at all .Mostly used to get out of long conversations on your or somebody else's status.

A's Status: had fun today at the park with @B :D
B Comments: yeah!me too.never thought we could have so much fun at the park!
A Comments: ikr! lol! and when we saw that guy doing that thing!!haha
*A gets bored and resorts to lieking the previous comment*

lieking by 1tim3r December 9, 2010

liking machine 

guy or girl that has different crushes everytime you talk to them.

"Does Sarah still like Josh?" " No, now she likes Mark. That girl is a liking machine. vroom vroom

liking machine by nippdog May 27, 2011

Lining 

Commonplace jargon in the world of theatre for the act of memorising lines.

Calum: "Fancy a cheeky Nandos?"
Chavvesty: "Mate, I'd bloody love that but I'm lining all night for this Jove audition in the morning."

Lining by DuncmanDefinitions September 29, 2015

obsequious ass licking fool 

A disparaging phrase coined especially for Mike Pence who spent his entire stint as Vice President trying to form an opinion and steadily transmitting an odd, glazed half-smile which he was told by White House image makers looked supportive of the Criminal in Chief.

There is no question about how vapid this obsequious ass licking fool really is and it is these qualities that make him electable as the best political puppet of the ultra-racist and pseudo-Christian far-right since Donald J. Trump.

obsequious ass licking fool by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023

Queer Licking

rufus

Rufus is a Queer Licker

Queer Licking by Devil September 11, 2003