Lemon Squeezer

'Lemon Sqeezer' is cockney rhyming slang for 'Geezer'

Which one of you lemon squeezers fancy a drink?

by Windowshopper July 18, 2019

Happy lemon

The Happy lemon is from the animation Lenny bobcob created by jason fox. The happy lemon lives in happy Happy land. If you actually saw the happy lemon in real life, you would be so happy you would die

"im a happy lemon" in a lalala type voice

by morphinebunny May 11, 2006

illegal lemon

1. a fake lemon masquerading as a real lemon for profit or monetary gain
2. a perverted scene in fanfiction posted on a site on which the host(s) has explicitly banned writing of this type
3. any combination of the above
4. Cecille (see 3.)

Stupid illegal lemon! I didn't even get off on that fake-ass buzz!

*sexual scenes are banned from this site*
And then Harry inserted his pulsating appendage into Draco's eager hole...
*ILLEGAL LEMON -- YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED*

by The Other Other December 15, 2008

lemonade

A euphemism for alcohol, particularly whiskey, at the office.

It's Friday afternoon, who wants some lemonade?!

by somereporter February 2, 2017

Squeeze a Lemon

Take a piss.

Derived from childs' saying I need to make lemonade.

Sorry I bailed on you Dude but I had to go Squeeze a Lemon.

Man 1: Where's Donny?

Man 2: He's off Squeezing a Lemon.

by Cubbybearks September 1, 2009

lemon

a spicy orange

oh no my lemon is burning my eyes jesus christ someone help my mind is screaming and it won't stop

by rich gang lachute November 9, 2017

lemon test

To test a woman you just met for STDs, when you are about to go at it, slide a freshly cut lemon wedge across her coochie. If she screams, she has some funk.

She kicked me out of bed when I slipped her the lemon test.

by etymxris March 31, 2005