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Six lap run

A grading criteria in physical education, where adults force students to run six laps around a huge track, and eventually drains all their energy and kills them.
Teacher: We're gonna run the six lap run today, in the rain.
Students: FUCK ME!
by ucdavisfanboi November 4, 2017
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get off my lap

Something you say when people always be asking you for stuff like you're Santa Claus.
Get off my lap son!

Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"

Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"

"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"

Get off my lap son!
by stochasticsam December 23, 2010
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Cat-Lap

A Victorian society term used scornfully/sarcastically by drinkers of strong beer and other liquors to refer to tea and coffee.
I'll take a beer. I'm not into that Cat-Lap like the people you might be used to seeing around here.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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victory lap

the action of sucking on a female’s breast
yo i just totally victory lapped that bitch!
by ChodeFart101 July 26, 2021
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lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
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Lap Gas

When you are getting a lap dance from someone and they start fasting on you uncontrollably.
"At Kevin's bachelor party, that stripper had some rancid lap gas!"
by Spank Hill October 19, 2025
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jungle lapping

I did some Jungle Lapping with Aubrey in Colombia after railing a gram
by .5 House January 24, 2019
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