by scoobssnacks December 06, 2020
someone who gets no bitches because they don't not talk to women at all- this may be due to them not caring about their appearance at all, or simply their negative eq and inability to make conversation.
they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)
they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)
by ahri_fangirl May 29, 2022
The dude that can slam the most beers at a party and fuck alot of hoes, can also be used as a hype slur
by AccioKong strong August 18, 2024
A massive, dunny blocking turd that requires the assistance of a foreign object before it will flush.
Mate, the King Kong choker I shat out this morning was so big I had to force it down with the toilet brush.
by krisholio March 31, 2022
When your penis shrinks without your realizing, you sit down to go to the bathroom, and you end up peeing over the edge of the toilet onto the floor and possibly onto your pants
by Lilbigs September 18, 2023
The act of grabbing two chodes on both sides of you and vigorously pounding up and down like donkey kong
by MrPenguin142 June 10, 2022
When kinging (sitting on a someones face so they can lick a males ass) the male proceeds to bang on his chest like King Kong.
by EssBee_33 September 23, 2020