kingered

Getting fingered with a key

“Hey sarah, I heard you got kingered last night”
“Haha yeah,who told you omg”

by Lah-mao October 16, 2017

Super-Kong-Dong-Master-Destroyer-Size

Super-Kong-Dong-Master-Destroyer-Size(adj.) To describe something that is overly large, bigger than the biggest, overly huge or supersized. A word describing an object (can be anything really) that is extremely large in length, width, height, or of abnormal largeness.

Person 1: "WOW!!! check it out! look at her boobs! they are super-kong-dong-master-destroyer-size!!! Man.....I've never seen some so huge!"

Person 2: "Holy Christmas! it's SUPER-KONG-DONG-MASTER-DESTROYER-SIZED!"

"Ya' know I thought I had seen them all.. till yesterday when I saw his super-kong-dong-master-destroyer-sized...cock! It's the biggest ever!"

You know your BIG when she says that your Super-Kong-Don-Master-Destroyer-Size!"

by KitKat73 March 14, 2010

Funky Kong

An OP little bitch in Mario Kart Wii

Guy 1: Just got my ass beat by a Funky Kong.
Guy 2: Ok but what's new?

by bit125 June 18, 2021

That King Kong

Another word for Platinum Vodka. A hard white liquor that will bring another side of a person out.

Yo Jimmy, after 2 double shots of that king kong, Jay was sleeping under a car.

by John Dickerson April 23, 2010

Kong

Street slang for a friend or companion. Can be used to refer to mostly any male in the common populace.

"Yo, waddup kong?"

bro, brudda, brah, brutha, boss, bowss, mate.

by Silverbacks December 11, 2009

konen

A curly headed old woman who squeals on occasion and makes loud grunting noises when you McDaniel or don't turn in your memory paper.

God Grandma bitch is such a Konen.

by Kyle & McDaniel November 7, 2006

Kong

A small asian man boy who gets a mani/pedi while wearing girl pants and getting his eyebrows waxed.

"that man is disgustingly metro, you might even say he's a kong"

by Johny Hopkins January 11, 2010