Jaffar Kong Chernob

aka Jaffar, Chernob Jaffar, etc...

Sorta just spawned in as a result of an infinite craft extravaganza.

Jaffar is not a man in the universe.

Jaffar is the universe.

At least one Jaffar occupies every square inch of the universe. For example, Jaffar of the Northside, Jaffar of the East, Jaffar of the Westside, Jaffar of Europe, Chernob Jaffar of the West, Jaffar of the Northwest, Jaffar of the World, Jaffar of Bel-Air, Jaffar of the Multi-Verse, and many more.
"Oh shit... it's Jaffar..." - Thanos

"I pray to you Jaffar!" - The Pope

"It's the destroyer of worlds... Jaffar Kong Chernob!" - Literally everyone
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king kongs cock

Pressing a bunch of hash together to make a paper to make a 100% Doobie
What should we call this Douglas?
King kongs cock
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Mabuti Kong Kaibigan

A horny friend who always asks for dick pics and sex out of nowhere. Often associated with a specific yellow flower.
Jed: "Mabuti Kong Kaibigan, Tite Mo'y Wag Pagkaitan."
by King E Namo November 23, 2021
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XING KONG

XING KONG is a contract artist of Electronic Music Information’s sub-project DarkGlow, he is a pioneer of Chinese dubstep scene. XING KONG has produced and released original tracks or bootleg tracks since 2012, becoming one of the earliest dubstep producers and dubstep cultural popularizers in China. Since 2013, XING KONG has been the manager of Baidu Dubstep Tieba.

XING KONG also has a well-known Chinese nickname: 星空下的舞者. This nickname has been officially used since 2007. In the same year, he started managing various independent forums, which laid the foundation of dubstep culture promotion years later. Previously, XING KONG also used S-Dancer, DipperX and other stage names to release tracks. Until 2019, XING KONG was adopted as his main stage name.

Since 2012, XING KONG has been outputting dubstep theory and production technical articles through independent forums, Baidu Tieba, Zhihu, NeteaseCloudMusic and other platforms. Especially in the early times, it helped many netizens to come into contact with dubstep and its rich sub-genres. Considering the spread of this knowledge, XING KONG has made an important contribution to China's dubstep field, no matter in music production or cultural promotion.
Before graduating from graduate school, XING KONG also served as a mentor in the DJing & music production training institution, helping many music lovers who are eager to become electronic music producers to realize their producer dreams, which also paved the way for many Chinese dubstep producers later. XING KONG has shared many production technologies from worldwide to the students and let the knowledge popular and well-used. This mentor stage gained him lots of respects among the dubstep producers.

From 2015 to 2017 alone, XING KONG successfully created many big internet event. For example, the viral video “When Mom Isn't Home, Freaks (XING KONG Edit) (A.K.A 今天妈妈不在家)” in bilibili. The western culture and Chinese culture combined headbanging video “开门红 & Where We Belong (XING KONG Mashup) (A.K.A 开门大波红)”.There are many hits such as “烏鴉咬與八咫烏” which are often used as BGM of various channels.

The tracks in the EP "桜" released by XING KONG on January 18, 2017 have been used as BGM numerous times by the public channels, such as selfie videos of the famous make up blogger 千户长生 and many other internet celebrities, the reality shows like "潮流合伙人" (2019-12-20) and other TV shows, countless Japanese restaurants that play Japanese trap, and so on.
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Kiddy Kong

Kiddy Kong my god haha lol
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mrs wongs hong kong special

its that special dinner in the back of the restaurant

you get a full course dim yum sum meal with a happy ending
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Kdo Podus Kong

From Atlanta born in 1988 C.E.O., President, & Founder of Kdo CORP BCF, YOUTH BROTHERHOOD NON PROFIT GROUP, & AMERICAN ARMS ASSOCIATION. Also known as a Libertarian.
Pronounced KAY DOUGH PODUS KONG
KDO PODUS KONG IS A YOUNG UNDERGROUND MOGUL!
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