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knothead

Someone who just doesn't learn from sore experience, whose knotty head speaks to repeated thumpings for trying to do something they were told not to do.
My sack-o-shit father called us all knotheads when we tried to raid the cookie jar.
by Siva333 May 2, 2015
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Knott

Adj. Knotty, Knotter. -
1. An unpleasant or agressive person
2. (Often Offensive, see dick, prat, nob)
You are a total knotter! What a knott! Get the knott away from me.
by The Detective May 30, 2006
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knotgasm

An intense feeling of well-being as a direct result from getting a difficult knot untied. The knot usually requiring many tools and/or additional persons with insight pertaining to attaining proper leverage at an appropriate location.
"What did you do this afternoon dude?"
"well, after two hours of banging this rope I finally had a total knotgasm!" "Now I have more slack and feel better."
by skippy0505 January 25, 2009
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Captain Knots

Look over there it's a Captain Knots kicking ass in LoL.
by AmbientWalrus September 8, 2012
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garlic knots

(n) Tightly bound female ass cheeks, or buttocks; so firm they resemble two side by side rolls of deliciously seasoned dough; good enough to eat. A spicy rump. Maybe add a little sauce.
"She had the best damn garlic knots I've ever seen. I just wanted to eat them."
by Shagomatic July 13, 2007
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Don Knotts

The man who was confused by the Ostrich. Also, a Disney guy.
“Why are there so many ostriches? The brochure said there would only be a few ostriches.” ~ Don Knotts on ostriches.
by Señor B. December 25, 2009
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7 Knots of Singapore

The 7 Knots of Singapore is a sex tool that a guy can use to give his sex buddy an historic cumgasm. One guy ties seven large knots in a cord or rope, and inserts them into another dude's asshole. Then, he begins to slowly jack off the dude, and when he almost reaches the point of no return - he pulls the knots out one by one - - the dude has at least a tit-gasm, but maybe paints the wall behind him.
I'm still in a daze -- last night, Matt gave me the 7 Knots of Singapore, and my head is still spinning!
by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021
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