Cock-Knot

Noun: The inability to ejaculate or urinate through the male sexual organ, the penis.

This happens because your dick is broken.

Noun: Someone who's appearance displeases you greatly, thus, removing the penile state of erection.

I tried to piss today, but it wouldn't come out... I must have a cock-knot.

by Flavoured Wild Jesus July 2, 2003

balloon knot

the look of the anus

After I tickled Jessica's balloon knot for a little while I butt fucked her so hard she'd leak when she farts

by Frank Grimes June 4, 2005

Irish Knot

When a man /woman wraps their legs over their head and toss their own salad balls and all

Man Jarret I walked in Joe’s house last night and he was all wrapped up in an Irish Knot.

by icemann79 March 27, 2019

Thot Knot

Also known as the "Top Knot", a hairstyle that is worn by the most basic of bitches.

"Hey Jenny, I love your Thot Knot!"
or
"Hey Amanda, did you see Brook's new instagram picture? She's rocking the Thot Knot again... Basic bitch"

by TableFor6Please0814 September 23, 2016

balloon knot

Tight puckered skin around the anus designed to stop shit from falling out your ass!

'yo bitch, you better stop that balloon knot squeekin if you wanna dry bummin'

by Marky MNM January 15, 2008

Don Fucking Knotts

Don Fucking Knotts is a term used when a person is fervent towards a material object.

Each word is enthused and usually shouted while the person thrusts the object towards the listeners face while each word is said.

"Dude, check out who's in this movie! DON FUCKING KNOTTS!!"

"Guess who I met yesterday. DON FUCKING KNOTTS!!"

by Longineu Fargo January 6, 2008

Knorr

Romanian derived word, largely colloquial usage base. Equivalent of the English word "Gnaw", used usually as a substitute word for fellatio. To knorr the penis for the purpose of sexual stimulation.

Damn, that bitch last night knorred me so hard she almost knorred my dick right off.

by mcj604 May 8, 2005