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Nick Jonas

Nick Jonas is usually found running from screaming girls, drinking Starbucks {Yummy}, on stage, or chilling with his brothers or awesome body gaurd.

Usually the object of teen girls fantasies.

Sometimes called gay because he has fashion sence.{hesnotgay}

Honestly the one thing thats hotter than Florida in July.
omg nick Jonas sings like an angel.

omfg his is one

omg i love nick jonas's hair
by nickoobadoo May 20, 2008
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Joe Jonas

Playes in what is most likely the worst band to have ever been spawned from the depths of the underworld itself. This is just god showing us what it is like in hell and hopefully he will soon realize the torture the human race has been enduring and undo the horrible twisted deed of creating Joe Jonas and his band.
Remember that episode of south park where britany speers trys to fit all those differnt objects into her? that was pretty much describing Joe Jonas and his brothers daily lifes.
by Jonas Brothers = quir March 11, 2009
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The Jonas Brothers

Guy: Hey have you heard of the Jonas Brothers?

Girl: OMG yEs i tOtAllY wAnT tO maRRy tHeM!!!!

Guy: Wow, they suck.

Girl: STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by JonasHater March 4, 2009
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Jonas

Derived from Yonah (Hebrew meaning "Dove" or Sign of God, and also means 'The Doer') and translated through the Greek Ionas to the present Jonas. The Lithuanian name Jonas was independently derived from the name 'John' which means either a client of prostitutes or a device you sit on to crap.

Also a namesake book in the old testament depicting a prophet's involuntary ingurgitation by gigantic marine wildlife as part of a divine motivational technique program.

Also a reason for screaming adolescent girls to wet their drawers, and for lame rock bands to write mediocre songs in sappy 3/4 time signatures.
(The Doer) "You see that girl, I'd like to Jonas."
(The Dove) (In the shower( "Honey, do we have another bar of Jonas under the sink?"
(Sign of God) "I neglected to read the Jonas on the freeway and missed my exit to the Billy Graham talk."
by JonasOfToronto April 29, 2009
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Jonads

Just a simple word to describe the gonads, nads, or quite simply nuts, of a Jonas Brother. Much like the Joner.
"Ahah when Joe's all excited, the Jonads come out. Thank you skinny jeans!"
by Kendall Aay August 25, 2008
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Jonastastalastic Productions

A site created by Heather Renee Perdue. Obsessed Jonas Fan, who writes and talks to people on myspace. The link is myspace.com/gothghost665. Youtube channel is JBfan665 and Justin.TV Channel is niifuturewife1

or used as an exclamation when so excited or happy.
It's Jonastastalastic!
Jonastastalastic Productions writes on!
by JBfan665 October 9, 2008
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Kevin Jonas

A lead guitarist in the teen pop sensation group "The Jonas Brothers", with the most adorbale laugh in the history of mankind, pulls off straight and curly hair, has very strong morals, sweetest and kindest guy to ever walk this earth and was voted sexiest man alive in 2008.
The perfect man is Kevin Jonas!!!
He's sweet and kind whats not to like about him!!!
by MrsKevinJonas15 April 10, 2009
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