by Eatmydustfool July 25, 2020
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*Jason walks in the room*
guy: WAOH! Is your name Jason?
jason: Yes
guy: I knew it! I can see your bulge through your pants!!
guy: WAOH! Is your name Jason?
jason: Yes
guy: I knew it! I can see your bulge through your pants!!
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I had way too much mac n' cheese for dinner, so when I was having anonymous sex in the park afterward I got all gaggy and Jizzy Jasoned.
Hey, if I Jizzy Jason on the first date, do you think it's over?
I wonder if that Jizzy Jason I pulled last night has anything to do with my recent acid reflux.
Hey, if I Jizzy Jason on the first date, do you think it's over?
I wonder if that Jizzy Jason I pulled last night has anything to do with my recent acid reflux.
by Sleeping on December 23, 2007
Get the Jizzy Jason mug.1. Someone who constantly invites themself somewhere with you.
2. Someone who pays pretty much the minimum for weed and mooches everything.
3. A person who owns a BMW Beamer, probably red.
2. Someone who pays pretty much the minimum for weed and mooches everything.
3. A person who owns a BMW Beamer, probably red.
Just got off the phone with (Insert name here), he is totally pullin' a jason. He'll be here in 10 minutes in the Beamer.
by Leminy Snicket August 29, 2010
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A male vocalist known as a Country Music artist who is being promoted as a talented singer. His record company hopes to utilize the same mass hypnotism which eventually resulted in the Country audience accepting Kenny Chesney as a talented singer and "star" also.
Like Chesney, Aldean is short in stature and vocal ability; but appears willing to work hard in putting this ruse forth on the public.
Aldean is known for wearing his hat extremely low while displaying several ladies earrings in both ears.
Like Chesney, Aldean is short in stature and vocal ability; but appears willing to work hard in putting this ruse forth on the public.
Aldean is known for wearing his hat extremely low while displaying several ladies earrings in both ears.
Jason Aldean's modest talent may be observed by listening to singles such as "Laughed Until We Cried."
by ThePointe March 17, 2008
Get the Jason Aldean mug.Indiana A town of near 8,000 with a main street full of empty buildings and filled with people dieing to get out. The main attraction is Shakamak State Park, where all the redneck kids hang out and go swimming. There is a library, a grocery store, gas stations, and very few restraunts in Jasonville. The nearest city is 45 minutes away, Terre Haute.
The people are generally white, blue collar, and usually completely hopeless. Most of them, of course, are too uneducated to care. If you are the least bit unique, you will probably get your ass kicked in Jasonville.
The people are generally white, blue collar, and usually completely hopeless. Most of them, of course, are too uneducated to care. If you are the least bit unique, you will probably get your ass kicked in Jasonville.
Businesses rarely last more than three months in Jasonville.
Everyone wishes to move out of Jasonville.
Everyone wishes to move out of Jasonville.
by theplainjane April 29, 2005
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