jasonville

Indiana A town of near 8,000 with a main street full of empty buildings and filled with people dieing to get out. The main attraction is Shakamak State Park, where all the redneck kids hang out and go swimming. There is a library, a grocery store, gas stations, and very few restraunts in Jasonville. The nearest city is 45 minutes away, Terre Haute.

The people are generally white, blue collar, and usually completely hopeless. Most of them, of course, are too uneducated to care. If you are the least bit unique, you will probably get your ass kicked in Jasonville.

Businesses rarely last more than three months in Jasonville.

Everyone wishes to move out of Jasonville.

jasonville by theplainjane April 29, 2005

jasonville farewell 

shitting on your ex's carpet before leaving after you break up.

courtney threw me out last night so i gave her a jasonville farewell before leaving.

jasonville farewell by B.House July 12, 2006

jacksonville plea bargain 

When you sleep with the judge of your trial to get out of serving your sentence

Jason got a Jacksonville Plea Bargain after stealing the Weenie Truck.

jacksonville plea bargain by Orbits_Of_The_Elliptical_Kind January 9, 2020

Jacksonville 

Jacksonville is the gateway to hell. If Florida is an anomalous wasteland, Jacksonville is the apex of Florida. Home to one of the only north flowing rivers, the St. Johns, Jacksonville is a very geographically and politically important city. It is the largest city in the United States land-wise, and has one of the highest murder rates, along with a large ghetto. It's also the unofficial capital of Florida (Damn Tallahasee). If you want to go here, we're quite the interesting city once you get used to the screams and organs.

Disclaimer: The previous statement about screams and organs is false. However, some bastards do traffic children. If you see this, shoot on site.

"Ah yes, Jacksonville. Simultaneously the best and worst city in the entire united states. Wait, what? You weren't asking about Jacksonville? Huh, sorry."

Jacksonville by Enny Gama June 19, 2020

jacksonville breakfast 

to give a blow job first thing in the morning

Clover had a Jacksonville Breakfast when she surprised Matt with a blow job first thing in the morning.

jacksonville breakfast by clever clover November 23, 2009

Jacksonville Beaver Pelt 

shaving a very hairy woman's vag and then using the pubes to weave a hat or any other article of clothing for style or warmth

Dude, I made a sweet Jacksonville Beaver Pelt sock out of this hooker's pubes yesterday. It's stylish and warm.

Jacksonville Beaver Pelt by Big Hot Carl December 9, 2008

Jacksonville Jaguars 

An expansion team in 1995, the Jaguars quickly became a dominant team behind quarterback Mark Brunell, receiver Jimmy Smith, and a great defense. From 1996-99, the team had 4 straight playoff berths, going 14-2 with the league's best record in in '99. However, during that season, they lost both of their games to the Tennessee Titans, and again lost to the Titans in the playoffs, costing Jacksonville a trip to the Super Bowl. After some poor seasons, the Jaguars again built a hard nosed team and made the playoffs in 2005.

"The Jacksonville Jaguars have defeated the Dolphins 62-7, the most lopsided victory in playoff history."

Jacksonville Jaguars by Sports Info July 6, 2006