mall cop

Super Lame bitches that think they are all that 'cause they work the mall security for $8 /hour. They generally wear stupid uniforms and prejudge people who fit their "trouble maker criteria" Instead they overlook all the cracker grannies that steal like motherfuckers.

Mall cop 1: Hey look at those cracker grannies, they are good cocksuckers.
Mall cop 2: Yeah, at $8 /hour that's all I can afford.
Mall cop 1: Stoneridge Mall is full of pig cracker grannies

by Al June 18, 2006

Cop Hold

To take hold of, to look at. Also 'cop a feel' to grope someone sexually.

Cop hold of me beer whilst I pop off for a jimmy riddle!

by MisterJimmyRiddler December 8, 2010

cop jogging

when your walking down the street with nothing on you, & you see a cop and start running just for fun.

last night i was on my way to dudes house when i got bored & started cop jogging. i made it three blocks!

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

Lady Cop

A girlfriend or woman whom you've slept with that checks up on you frequently via,text,pop-up or phone calls

Any girl that you laid it down on ,and the sex was good and she likes knowing if your giving it to some other woman

Damn your phone goes off alot :It's my "lady cop" woman checking up on her "Dick"

by DetroitEatsSouls November 20, 2013

Shit Cop

A term used when you see a cop and you are doing something illegal. See also Fuck Cop.

"Shit Cop!" "Hide the stash!"

by Tracy Lou January 19, 2005

cop a feel

to feel someone up

I'm going to cop a feel on her

by yo November 9, 2003

Bad cop

The Kickass part of an interrogation. There are three types of bad cop: Black: Usually looks like Samuel Jackson. Has a white guy pull him off the suspect when he gets angry and starts beating people up. White: Has cool shades and a black leather jacket and, opposite of his black counterpart, has a black good cop pull him off of people. Asian: Usually looks like the average cop until someone does something bad. Then, HE OPENS A CAN OF KICKASS AND LAYS THE SMACK DOWN ON DEESE FOOLS WITH SOME MUAY THAI BOXING AND SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM HIS EYEBALLS AS HE BECOMES ONE WITH HIS INNER DRAGON!

Man, shouldn't have messed wit dat bad cop. That Boy was Asian and kicked my unsuspecting, treacherous ass!

by Peacock Sherman Manjankerson September 19, 2013