Statue guy

A type of user, primarily on Twitter, that has a marble statue from Classical history (or the Renaissance) as their profile picture and has far-right politics. Such users typically post about "degeneracy" extensively, and bemoan the loss of "Western values" in countries like the United States of America and the United Kingdom. They also typically idolize Roman culture and are disapproving toward LGBTQ+ rights as well as other liberal priorities.

A statue guy replied to my Tweet of my dog with, "This is why Rome fell."

by lazarusinhell October 28, 2023

guy guessing

When a guy confidently claims to know something, but in reality, he's just making wild stabs in the dark.
Often used to win arguments or to seem smart to impress the girls.

Tina: "Will we hit traffic on the way there?"
Bob: "No way, it'll be a smooth ride."
*Stuck in traffic for hours*
Tina: "Bob's guy guessing got us again!"

by alvass September 21, 2023

Lotion Guy

The guy with a chronic masturbation addiction that leads to domestic chaos and eventual divorce.

Guy 1: Yo nigga what does this guy have.
Guy 2: He has Lotion Guy Syndrome
Guy 1: DAMN!

by swagkid69420 November 9, 2020

tournee guy

A tournee guy exploits a small idea to tour the world (often for a short amount of time) in the biggest way possible.

First of all we thought that he is the new Einstein, but then we noticed he is a classical tournee guy.

by EstelleArsênio June 14, 2021

The guy in the chair

A man who scams the government by receiving disability payments for being in a wheelchair that he doesn't actually need. The guy in the chair will never go out in public without his wheel chair in fear of being caught for fraud. However, he can typically be seen walking and using his legs in the privacy of his house or his trailer. The guy in the chair will often refer to himself in the third person as the guy in the chair and will often try to gain sympathy from others for his "disability", even those that know he isn't actually disabled. The character Ray from the TV show Trailer Park Boys is the most prominent example of the guy in the chair.

Ray: Come on buddy, are you gonna give the guy in the chair a splash of liquor or what?
J-Roc: You don't even need the damn wheelchair Ray!

Julian: You headin down to the machines tonight Ray?
Ray: Yeah I sure am buddy. And somethin tells me the guy in the chair is gettin lucky tonight.

by Mr. Jim Lahey January 31, 2010

hockey guys

Often extremely hot, but always extremely horny.

If you walk past those hockey guys, I'm sure you'll see more than their hockey stick coming up through their pants.

by alyssaaaaa June 22, 2006

magcon guys

Boys that are the members of an event called magcon. thousands of girls go to these events to meet them.The boys that are considered "magcon guys" are Shawn Mendes, Cameron Dallas, Nash Grier, Matthew Espinosa, Taylor Caniff,Aaron Carpenter, Jack & Jack and Carter Reynolds.

I can't wait to meet all the magcon guys at magcon!

by magconchicago February 4, 2014