Noun: To become radically inebriated at a company/family function within the first 30-45 minutes of arrival.
Actions may include but are not limited to: declaring ones sexual desires for everyones wife/girlfriend besides your own whislt she is standing behind you, repeatedly hammering a glass table with an acoustic guitar, and near molestation of family pets.
Cautionary Warning: Guy-deling is 100% avoidable but every party has that Guy-del. Monitoring alcohol consumptioin with anything more than careless regard will save you from being that Guy-del.
Actions may include but are not limited to: declaring ones sexual desires for everyones wife/girlfriend besides your own whislt she is standing behind you, repeatedly hammering a glass table with an acoustic guitar, and near molestation of family pets.
Cautionary Warning: Guy-deling is 100% avoidable but every party has that Guy-del. Monitoring alcohol consumptioin with anything more than careless regard will save you from being that Guy-del.
ME: Look at Phil. He is already ballroom dancing with the boss' wife.
YOU1: Well, someone has to be that Guy-del.
YOU2: Yeah and it saves me from being that Guy-del.
YOU1: Well, someone has to be that Guy-del.
YOU2: Yeah and it saves me from being that Guy-del.
by Cuse-Nerd October 27, 2011
Get the Guy-delmug. A guy who says he's straight but is actually gay. In some cases, this gets very serious.
Example of serious cases: Acts straight but actually loves getting fucked by his mates
Another example: Acts straight but jerks off to pictures of his mates
Example of serious cases: Acts straight but actually loves getting fucked by his mates
Another example: Acts straight but jerks off to pictures of his mates
by Menkisser <3 October 15, 2023
Get the "Straight" guymug. by Jack George June 11, 2008
Get the Cummy Guymug. by swagkid69420 November 9, 2020
Get the Lotion Guymug. A man who scams the government by receiving disability payments for being in a wheelchair that he doesn't actually need. The guy in the chair will never go out in public without his wheel chair in fear of being caught for fraud. However, he can typically be seen walking and using his legs in the privacy of his house or his trailer. The guy in the chair will often refer to himself in the third person as the guy in the chair and will often try to gain sympathy from others for his "disability", even those that know he isn't actually disabled. The character Ray from the TV show Trailer Park Boys is the most prominent example of the guy in the chair.
Ray: Come on buddy, are you gonna give the guy in the chair a splash of liquor or what?
J-Roc: You don't even need the damn wheelchair Ray!
Julian: You headin down to the machines tonight Ray?
Ray: Yeah I sure am buddy. And somethin tells me the guy in the chair is gettin lucky tonight.
J-Roc: You don't even need the damn wheelchair Ray!
Julian: You headin down to the machines tonight Ray?
Ray: Yeah I sure am buddy. And somethin tells me the guy in the chair is gettin lucky tonight.
by Mr. Jim Lahey January 31, 2010
Get the The guy in the chairmug. If you walk past those hockey guys, I'm sure you'll see more than their hockey stick coming up through their pants.
by alyssaaaaa June 22, 2006
Get the hockey guysmug. Boys that are the members of an event called magcon. thousands of girls go to these events to meet them.The boys that are considered "magcon guys" are Shawn Mendes, Cameron Dallas, Nash Grier, Matthew Espinosa, Taylor Caniff,Aaron Carpenter, Jack & Jack and Carter Reynolds.
by magconchicago February 4, 2014
Get the magcon guysmug.