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Google heaven

by Just call me Bob. October 5, 2003
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Google Chrome

The latest attempt by Google to monopolize the internets. Merging Internet Explorer, Mozilla and Safari, it will only be surpassed if Google makes an Operating system or phone.
Google chrome eats IE7 for breakfast, Firefox for lunch and Safari for dinner.
by gangstergandhi November 1, 2008
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google porn

the images that appear on screen when you do a google image search with terms such as: big fat tittys, hairy pussy, etc.
That fag jeff berlin was jerking off to google porn in the library during lunch again yesterday.
by joe rogaine May 9, 2006
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Google Chrome

A really fast and cool browser that beats Firefox on my 8 year old laptop. My most favourite feature is that I could type in the name of a site in the address bar (a site that I've never visited) and a list would pop down with the site's URL in there. Also the UI takes up very little space.
by jordanwb October 29, 2008
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Google-itis

An individual who cannot help but use Google searches to come up with all the answers to every unanswered question. They also use Google to validate any statement they make. They act as a know-it-all with the support of Google. These individuals automatically supply answers when any question arises. Thinking they are being helpful, they email or text you the answers until you simply want to die.
Liz has a bad case of Google-itis. When lightning struck the plane, Liz could hardly wait to land so she could Google the frequency of lightning strikes on passenger aircraft.
by ammorningstar April 21, 2009
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Dr. Google

When you're too poor to see a real doctor or don't fully trust your doctor, and conduct a web search to diagnose medical symptoms and their possible cures.
I don't need to go see a doctor. I've already consulted Dr. Google and it turns out I have Peyronie's Disease. Got to get me some Vitamin E!
by Mr. John 2 August 26, 2011
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book google

When you need to figure out something, so you look it up in a book, like in the olden times, when dinosaurs ruled the earth.
Guy 1: Quick! What's the definiton of "callow?"

Guy 2: I don't know! My iPhone 4 doesn't get signal here!

Guy 3: Book google that shit!
by TeacherBitch July 28, 2010
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