Five star moment

An event where a person or group is publicly advised of their shortcomings. Often in an abrupt and humiliating manner.

Late 20th century coinage pertaining to a band from the UK named Five Star and a phone-in interview on a popular UK childrens television show in the late 1980s.

On national TV:
Sarah Greene: OK Eliot, what's your question:
Caller: I would just like to ask Five Star WHY THEY'RE SO FUCKING CRAP, FUCKING... <cuts out>.

That is a Five Star moment, they never really recovered from that. If you find the youtube clip, watch for the girl in black sat immediately to the right of them trying not to piss herself -TV gold!

by ?uestion July 2, 2011

Five Gun Salute

A group sex act wherein several males ejaculate on a recently-deceased human corpse.

Janelle was a wonderful lady and she was taken from us far too soon. We should honor her memory by giving her a five gun salute.

by BobbyBobby January 9, 2012

five-and-dime

Store that sells cheap things.

Example: I bought this glass at the five-and-dime.

by Andoba July 11, 2017

Five Minute Fap Febuary

During the month of Febuary you have only five minutes per day to stroke your penis, as soon as you start your first stroke your time starts.

Haden: Jesus man you nut really fast
Spencer: Training for Five Minute Fap Febuary
Haden: Oh shit I forgot because of Just Take A Break January

by aceofspades8 May 4, 2018

Five cheese marinara

1. When a man ejaculates into a woman on her period.
2. When a man or woman performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection while on her period.

Ya he came over last night, he had the five cheese marinara.

by ButterflyBlack79 September 22, 2019

Five-Tool Player

The act of taking a penis in each hand, one in the mouth, one in the vagina, and one in the anus all at the same time with the intention of pleasing them all simultaneously.

Your Mom pleasured the entire starting lineup of the Golden State Warriors last night by taking the center in her mouth, the power forward in her vagina, the point guard in her anus, and each of the two shooting guards in her hands. She is a total five-tool player!

by McLovin1969 November 7, 2019

Five Head

Someone whose forehead is so large, it becomes a five head.

Rihanna and Angelina Jolie are prime examples of five head

by Kwabb April 22, 2020