by aslfgb May 17, 2009
Get the Facetire mug.A person of whom preys on the weak and addicted in the facebook world. These "facestalkers" spend every spare minute looking at everyones status update, new photos and potential friends or 'hotties'..
Such people are in need of serious help as once they begin the stalking, ending is near impossible!.
Such people are in need of serious help as once they begin the stalking, ending is near impossible!.
"hey you should totally check out.... he is so hot.. i'v been facestalking him"
"omg- your such a facestalker"
"omg- your such a facestalker"
by facenessnessness February 4, 2010
Get the facestalker mug.Disappointment in uninspiring Facebook updates shared by 'friends'. Sense of ennui instilled by same.
You've done a poo. If you'rethree years old, I share your excitement. Otherwise, not: your posts give me Facetigue.
by SoOverIt February 14, 2010
Get the Facetigue mug.1. Like a forum troll, except more likely to have a face, and supposed friends.
2. The single most loathed person on your facebook friends list, whom you can't even bring yourself to approach casually.
2. The single most loathed person on your facebook friends list, whom you can't even bring yourself to approach casually.
1. Dorian you shouldn't be feeding that facetroll with sympathetic remarks... SEE!!? You're just staring at me now. It might come to our bedroom window at 4am.
2. Never feed a facetroll. I can't impress this enough. If you have a bitter taste about it, then you'd best walk away.
2. Never feed a facetroll. I can't impress this enough. If you have a bitter taste about it, then you'd best walk away.
by Tweakinglynoble September 12, 2010
Get the Facetroll mug.The art of applying a slam, inflicting an insult or gossipping on Facebook. The comment is done in such a way that the reader may not even know they, or someone they know, is being Facestabbed. If the reader is fortunate, a post from someone else will connect the dots and the reader will have an "I get it moment" and know that so and so has just been Facestabbed.
by Naffamily November 25, 2010
Get the Facestabbing mug.A fachtrad comes from the russian "ФЧ" аиd "Трад". One means Fuck and the other means stupid or retarded, respectively. You call your friends this if you want to remain clean, but want it to sound enough like what you mean.
Max: Joe, you are such a fachtrad.
Joe: Why?
Max: Because you do not play C.O.D. or ever answer your texts!
Joe: Why?
Max: Because you do not play C.O.D. or ever answer your texts!
by maxxxxxjjjjjjj9w3e98 March 9, 2011
Get the fachtrad mug.The late-2011 update to Facebook, as a combination of the previous Facebook design with a Twitter-like approach. Facebook+Twitter=Facitter. Pronounced like "face sitter" (as in FAY-sitter or FAYS-itter, as per local dialect).
"Good lord, I can't believe how much crap's spraying out of Facitter today," you say to your friend. "People really hate this."
Your friend leans in from behind and closes your open browser window. "Then take it off your face," she says, shaking her head in mild confusion.
Your friend leans in from behind and closes your open browser window. "Then take it off your face," she says, shaking her head in mild confusion.
by Energy Lad September 21, 2011
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