Dumpster Wood

Dumpster Wood is Wood that is found in dumpsters

I like dumpster wood

by DoubleWide December 13, 2018

dumpster date

A secret rendezvous for anal sex behind a dumpster, typically occurring between two homosexual males, often homeless.

I caught Pedro and Rufus having a dumpster date behind my shop last night!

Paul sure looks like he was on the receiving end of a wild dumpster date this morning

Joe has really gone down hill, he only goes for dumpster dates these days

by Your Rotten Attorney February 14, 2019

dumpster freak

An ultra-filthy individual. A person willing to try anything sexually without regret not regard. A person of unsanitary habits. A person with a YOLO mentality.

Man.. From the begetgo this chick was a dumpster freak.. She gave me a blumpkin on the first date!
I'm a dumpster freak.. Ive used the same condom 3 times in 1 day.
My cousin blows me while drunk.. We're dumpster freaks!

by The_Crushinator June 9, 2019

Dumpster Pussy

A pussy you have been after, that has been built up in your mind to be perfect and worth the effort. When its finally time to smash, you find that it is beat up and destroyed like a dumpster.

"You remember that chick Alan was after? The one he was all hot and bothered over trying to take to slam central station for a month? he said that box beat up worse than a ups shipment during christmas rush… said she had some dumpster pussy for sure!

by 6dollars June 11, 2019

dumpster slurpee

When you nut in a girl's ass and then she shits it out into a cup and you then slurp it up with a straw. The highest quality ones are made with diarrhea.

Dude, I just ate me and Maria's dumpster slurpee

by Stanchee June 12, 2019

Dumpster Daddy

Dumpster Daddy- King of the dumpster babies; this retro/emo/hipster/ punk rock melting pot of a guy who’s glory days peaked in his 8th grade summer. He’ll be wearing a ripped Green Day band shirt and smokes menthols so he doesn’t have to brush his teeth. B.O. IS his D.O. and don’t you even think about touching his bent framed aviators because Tom cruise actually wore them at one time 🙄 DD is a nomad who sleeps on random couches, leaf piles, dirt mounds and even the occasional port a potty when it’s chilly out.

“Yo look at that fuckin dumpster daddy over there, I think he just shit on that guys porch”

by Jock Cusstoe December 5, 2019

Dumpsta Pussy

Tucson local woman who gets paid in butt-rockets. What she gets paid for is to be determined on a case by case basis. After spending time with her you might feel the need for an STD test even if you haven't touched her naughty parts. In fact, your pee might burn just from looking at her. Beware of this experienced local. Hazmat attire may be necessary.

Todd didn't know what he was getting into and had no butt rockets for payment when he went out with Dumpsta Pussy for the very first time: don't be like Todd.

by MBZEE October 25, 2019