Dumpster Daddy- King of the dumpster babies; this retro/emo/hipster/ punk rock melting pot of a guy who’s glory days peaked in his 8th grade summer. He’ll be wearing a ripped Green Day band shirt and smokes menthols so he doesn’t have to brush his teeth. B.O. IS his D.O. and don’t you even think about touching his bent framed aviators because Tom cruise actually wore them at one time 🙄 DD is a nomad who sleeps on random couches, leaf piles, dirt mounds and even the occasional port a potty when it’s chilly out.
by Jock Cusstoe December 5, 2019