A poker table where seasoned players can sit down and invest their money and, at the expense of inexperienced players (donkeys), realize gains that far exceed the ROI that can be found in the traditional stock market.
Guy 1: "Dude, where did you get the scratch to afford a flash car like that? You hit the lottery or something?!"
Guy 2: "Nope. This is what a 38% ROI will get you. Fuck the stock market, I invest in the donk market, beeotch!
Guy 2: "Nope. This is what a 38% ROI will get you. Fuck the stock market, I invest in the donk market, beeotch!
by TGW75 September 7, 2010
Get the donk marketmug. 1 : A grouping of humorous individuals that are associated with the terms Birdbrained and Slapstick .
2: Having nice glutes
2: Having nice glutes
by Dwanye September 17, 2021
Get the Badonky donkmug. the d o n k
by that guy who likes to do thing April 27, 2022
Get the donkmug. The act of when a woman, with a full bush, puts a peeled banana in the vagina then a willing male or female hits them in the vagina violently screaming "YOU STOLE MY BANANA HOARD!" (if the female orgasms, the male or female must proudly pound his or her chest while screaming as loud as they can)
by DSLP March 21, 2014
Get the kong donkingmug. by stepjanez123 February 18, 2022
Get the donkemug. I met this lady last night, I was semi bored and tired but she had a donk so, ya know she was a blah-Donka-donk
by Sh/It May 27, 2025
Get the Blah-Donka-Donkmug. by NuclearFroggo November 6, 2021
Get the Badonk a donkmug.