sahara desert

jacking off or being jacked off while using a piece of sandpaper; very pleasurable yet painful

Maggie gave Daniel a sahara desert and he was rubbed raw for days.

by Tara Adams September 25, 2006

desert dick

'Desert Dick' or as it sometimes referred to 'SPGS' (Sandy Penis Gulf Syndrome) or PTDDD (Post Traumatic Desert Dick Disorder) first came into origin around the 1980s during the first Gulf War Conflict. It is the gradual build up of sand around the Penis glans from extended Desert winds and Sand Storms mostly experienced by U.S. male Soldiers. While it is not a malady that female soldiers can get, they are still affected by the Desert Dick Syndrome. During coitus with a male soldier the female soldier can sometimes be overheard stating, "Oh my God, that feels like Sandpaper! Do you have Desert Dick?" At that point you can simply ignore her, deny having Desert Dick, or simply give her a firm "Camel Punch" in the back of the head.
The 'Desert Dick' should never be confused with the 'Dessert Dick' which is entirely different but oft mispelled or mistaken. The 'Dessert Dick' involves gently laying the penis on a long boat-shaped bowl, adding strawberries, banana slices, some Cool Whip, and gently topping your nuts with nuts.

Man, I'm so tired of having Desert Dick. I could try soaking my penis but I heard that there's a sandstorm on the way so why bother??

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

Dense breasts

It is where your breast is dense.

Wow you dense mothafuckah that breast! Dense breasts!

by Hshdd September 30, 2016

deisel

1)-to do with extreme amazingness or craziness
-to do in any positive connotation

2)-to beat up or harm

1)Mike deiseled the shit out of that pie.
2)I'm gonna straight up deisel you if you dont put down my computer.

by southeastrussia March 27, 2007

Desert Eagle

A gas-operated semi-automatic pistol from Isreal. It serves no real practicalpurpose in the real world. It most popularly shoots the .50 Action Express Calibre. It is obscenely heavy and inaccurate. It is only used to look mean in movies and video games.

Any real person who carries a desert eagle is a fucking retard.

by Tom Bo Bob September 14, 2005

desert goggles

To put ones testicles over someones eyes

'While I was doing your mom I gave her some desert goggles'

by Johnnie_FixdMedia February 22, 2007

desert eagle

A .44, .45, or .50 cal magnum pistol. One of the largest pistols on the market next to the Smith&Wesson .50 cal pistol.

You're staring down the barrel of a point fifty calibur Desert Eagle...see you in hell, fucker.

by -Drakken August 23, 2003