david is that on friend who begs for everything, he is an ungrateful bitch ass nigga and he failed a grade and wants to fight people half his size and still lose to somebody who fought in grass with socks david is a snitch who nobody wants them to be around
by SGS.SPURK March 27, 2020
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by heather101010111 April 24, 2022
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by EWNA November 3, 2020
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O shit it’s david.
by IronicDarkness May 11, 2019
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David is my man
by Fboy on controller June 11, 2020
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by emobrockin💔2 February 14, 2022
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Girl 1: Do you want to date Dave
Annoying popular girl: Naw, are you kidding
Girl 1: Well, I guess he's ALL mine( DAVID)
Annoying popular girl: Naw, are you kidding
Girl 1: Well, I guess he's ALL mine( DAVID)
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