CLOGGOD

The greatest hair band in the universe.

Gertrude: Girl, we’re going to see CLOGGOD tonight.

Mildred: Those guys rock, plus they have huge dongs!

by Bundty September 13, 2023

Clogan

A bogan, with a little bit of class (Australian).
Wears shirts & thongs but brand names as.
Has money but choose to be a dagg.
Most FIFO workers

Bro rocked up to 5start resort looking clogan af.

by Skonz October 17, 2023

drain clog

A person who has much more body hair than average, so that they resemble a clog of matted hair removed from a sink or shower drain.

Did you see that guy at the beach? He was so hairy, when I first saw him I thought he was wearing a gorilla suit. He was a total drain clog.

by webgrunt2 June 18, 2007

return close face

when a person performs a close face on you, you can returns the favor by performing the return close face where you moving your face closer to their face to scare them off. Works well on people with homophobic nature.

My roommate pulled the close face on me so I had to use the return close face to fend them off.

by Midwood August 13, 2010

brain clog

When you learn so much in school that anything remotely educational that you read or hear for the rest of the day you are unable to remember.

I'm going to need to borrow your history notes tomorrow. I have a brain clog.

by PaFlow November 26, 2010

cardiac closer

Cardiac Closer: a sales rep who meets his quota commitment just before, or at the deadline due to lack of preparation. The mental and physical state of the person resembles palpitating behaviors that could lead to full system overload. Coined by Hustle and Flow author Javier Lopez in his book: "Witnessing The Pressure Syndrome."

John was behind on hitting his sales quota for the month, and with two days left went into a frenzy of last minute sales attempts to achieve his commission. His blood pressure went through the roof, he was irritated, sweaty and down right mean. John is one of those cardiac closers.

by Lawrencelot October 23, 2011

Never Close Our Eyes

to stay in the moment and stay open to all possibilities. and to have the power to create our reality.

adam lambert's song "Never Close Our Eyes"

by lina khlewi November 5, 2012