Chinese Moonroof

(N.) the act of defecating through the sunroof of an automobile

“Raeshaun fuckin wild bro he really ran a Chinese moonroof on Mrs. Sherry”

by DoinksScoobs October 16, 2018

Chinese Speedragon

When you’re taking a shit and it shoots out all at once and it’s a one day wiper

Guy 1: Dude did you piss or shit?
Guy 2: Shit
Guy 1: That took exactly one minute
Guy 2: Yeah I had a Chinese Speedragon
Guy 1: Oh sweet

by Cadester03 August 5, 2018

Built Chinese

When someone who aint asian is built like an asian. Or you just ugly as fuck and not asian, it goes both ways

Bruh Ms. Smith really built chinese

by Disdickitty6912 January 22, 2019

Chinese Lollipop

Code name for blowjob.

Hey Julia! Can I get a Chinese Lollipop?

by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019

Chinese Cowboy

A pseudonym for chopping bitches like Jet Li, Bruce Lee, or Jackie Chan

"That lad gave it to his concubine harder than a Chinese cowboy "

"He and his team gave her the 'Chinese Cowboy"

by CHROME POLE October 5, 2019

Chinese food

Sold in America, made with ingredients from America, and according to mom there's still starving children in china.

Feeling a little guilty about Chinese food, lets get pasta.

by bushlight December 17, 2017

chinese hamster

The chinese hamster is often mistaken for the lesser-known Barnaby Thorold. It often burrows underground to facetime whilst in hybernation and only makes an appearance for chazzle or when forced out of its burrow for a 6:30 practice session. Although the chinese hamster is a monogamous species with one life long mate it seems to spend most of its time alone resembling death. It is currently endangered due to the manifestation of increasingly large spots between there eyes.

A chinese hamster just failed Astronomy 001

by Water buffalo 2 May 11, 2017