spencer chamberlain

He is the lead vocalist (screamer) for underoath (a post-hardcore band). Spencer was born in North Carolina and he is in his mid-twenties. He has the most bitchin' long black hair you have ever seen and his stage presence is unrivaled. Spencer and Aaron (drummer and back up vocals for underoath) write the world's greatest lyrics for underoath. His favorite band is sigur ros and his favorite food is BBQ. His bandmates call him "spee," but to everyone else he is known as "Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior." Spencer is the most versatile and clean screamer you will ever hear.

"pff,yeah it might be badass, but is it Spencer Chamberlain badass?"

by Matt Bernucca May 18, 2006

chambied

To drink more than than your body can handle and end up not giving a fuck for the rest of the night. Becoming extremely beligerrent and having the best night of your life. Can often end in alcohol poisoning.

Last night i was so chambied i threw everywhere and fucked shit up.

by burnettes September 20, 2010

reaux-chambeaux

An ancient game of Gallic origin, typically involving two male participants alternately kicking each other in the scrotum. Traditionally, the kicking order is determined by the toss of a coin (or dwarf). The game ends when one player is rendered unable to continue... usually the player who lost the coin (or dwarf) toss. Some historians now believe this is how Julius Caesar actually died.

Damn, there's only one bearclaw left... I'll reaux-chambeaux you for it!

by S4BIO December 19, 2010

Champagne Socialist

Billy Bragg, a folk-punk performer. Best known in England for espousing the virtues of being a working class man and then moving the fuck out of his blue collar 'hood in Essex asap. Certainly a fine musician, widely acclaimed for killer albums such as Back to Basics and his respectable tributes to Joe Strummer (of the only band that matters, the ClashTM), he is fond of "pontificating on a South London council estate when we all know he lives in a lovely big house in West Dorset".

GI Dave: OMG Billy Bragg! Dude, I'm your biggest fan!

SJ: OMG PLUS ME TOO!

GI Dave: You should come play at our school's music festival Culture Shock in April!

Billy Bragg: I would love to but unfortunately April is the month that I arbitrarily fire half of my waiting/serving staff at home and hire new servants that I can pay less. If Joe Strummer were alive I would recommend you to him because he squatted almost his whole life and definitely never lived in Dorset. However, he's dead so you'll probably have to go watch some totally unremarkable over-hyped hipster headliner for Culture Shock.

GI Dave: man, CL was totally right, you really are such a champagne socialist.

by ChristaLea December 24, 2007

Champagne showers

The act of shaking up champagne bottles and popping them, thus spraying your friends and yourself with large quantities of champagne in an act of celebration.

I can't wait until the champagne showers later

by Hyphy squirrel August 23, 2011

Gas chambering

When lying in bed with your spouse, you grab her/him tightly, wrap yourselves completely in the blanket, and rip ass. It causes the fart in the air to become highly concentrated and, since you and your spouse are so close to each other, the temperature rises, further strengthening the fart. Meanwhile, your spouse is unable to move, which forces her/him to smell it. You of course are immune to your own farts.

I don't know what to do. My wife left me because I was gas chambering too often. I miss her so much. I miss her smelling my hot, concentrated farts.

by rogerthewhale November 26, 2010

breakfast of champions

Coffee and a cigarette

Start your day the healthy way - with the breakfast of champions!

by Peter July 9, 2005