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stitch-counter

Stitch counter is a person at reenactments who is very serious about "historical authenticity". They typically get angry when uniforms are not perfect, or a woman is in uniform. They are harmless, but very damaging to new comers.
That unit is full of stitch-counters
by therealguyguy July 30, 2023
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high sperm count

The condition of having lots of little swimmers in ones jizz.
Ronda had to chew before she swallowed his load because he had a high sperm count.
by OhDeEyes December 5, 2016
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The Tiger Countdown

When you snort an Ambien, glob a heap of hand sanitzer into your palm, and proceed to fap your meat and cum before, either the Ambien makes you pass out, or the hand sanitizer evaporates.
I almost achieved the Tiger Countdown, bit chafed my taliwhacker instead.
by T- bag August 12, 2019
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do it for the count

Do it for the count mean, fuck as many girls as possible for the body count.
“This girls kinda ugly, fuck it man do it for the count
by Johnnyamerica September 27, 2019
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I don’t know the meaning .because I’m living under a rock :(. I hope someone explains it.
-_- =( sorry.(I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8)
by Ramdomised Pseudonym December 14, 2019
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The sign that someone has clearly lost an argument online.
“Your 50 followers must be eating that “sick” burn up. Must be nice to find some enjoyment on here though since your saints haven’t been able to provide that since 2010.”

This man is bringing up someone’s follower count, what a massive L
by Dubbyhub August 23, 2021
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counter-culture

The bacteria that starts to grow in the kitchen when the dishes have not been done for several weeks. Predominant also in the form of specks on bowls or coffee mugs which have not been cleaned to certain standards.
We have named our counter-culture "Speckenstein" and we will train him to do our bidding, which will include washing the dishes.
by Cleanish-McGee April 4, 2007
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